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  1. My womanhood likes to intervene at the most inappropriate of times.
  2. Insects are throwing themselves at my window. They must be depressed.
  3. As far as I can tell they're fine. Me? Oh, thanks for asking. You didn't? Well, I'm not, but I'll pretend I am, even though you didn't ask.
  4. Oh, they grow up so quickly! I know, she is a slut, isn't she?
  5. If we weren't related I'd never talk to you. Still, we're related and I never do.
  6. @natalietran He's your brother, isn't he Nat? The resemblance is uncanny.
  7. I want to cry, scream, or throw a tantrum. Anything to make me feel better.
  8. Oh the joys of trying to quell the incessant chirping of a cat.
  9. It seems to be the intelligent people who dislike Twilight.
  10. @voyagerrouge And ni hao ma to you, too.
  11. Om nom nom.
  12. Midnight shower in the dark.
  13. I thoroughly enjoyed bullying Ange about being a prostitute. Supposedly.
  14. I feel like I'm hardly at school anymore.
  15. I cannot stress enough my distaste for mock-meat!
  16. Assignment after assignment after assignment. I feel as though I can have fun, as long as I decide what I'm doing for my major, first.
  17. Every time I turn on the tap, it sounds like I'm unleashing the world of Jumanji.
  18. TGIF!
  19. http://kissmenot.wordpress.com I just could not contain my fangirly joy over the recent Bones episode 'Dwarf in the Dirt'. #Bones
  20. My package arrived today, but the payment is still pending! Lucky for them I'm not going to cancel my payment!