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  1. RT @brittneyg RT @cwage: best wikipedia url ever: http://bit.ly/1h9pV5
  2. I like the TV show "Mad Men." I am not, for the love of God, a "Maddict."
  3. Google, seriously. Enough with the Sesame Street homepages.
  4. My dog just peed on a fire hydrant. Sometimes the classics really are the best.
  5. I didn't think Don Draper would take an AK and kill everyone in the office. Whoops, spoiler!
  6. You're HOW old? #threewordsaftersex
  7. Pixies cover band at Debaser? Interesting!
  8. Mad Dog in the Fog is approx. 75% more popular than it used to be.
  9. Pi Bar has been discovered by families with kids. Oh great. It's like a hipster dad Chuck E Cheese.
  10. @periqueblend Oakland? What's that?
  11. The plan involves pizza and beer. That's how we know it's a good plan.
  12. I'm represented by Suzanne at B Plus Talent.
  13. Yeah, well, Yankees, when I was 16 my Dad bought me a car but I wasn't all ZOMG I WON THIS CAR GO ME
  14. You guys are too hard on Newsom. Don't you take off to Hawaii when your job gets boring? I do!
  15. Thanx for opening the emergency exit and setting off the ear-splitting alarm, dude. U R A GENIUS.
  16. Being a misanthrope is a condition eased, I've found, by the application of booze.
  17. Hey twitchy guy in front of me at this meeting: take an Ambien or something. You're fucking annoying.
  18. "Good Day LA" makes "Mornings on 2" look like BBC World News.
  19. Back in my room at the Westin Long Beach. Time for minibar and hotel porn Y/N?
  20. http://twitpic.com/o15r4 - I seem to have found myself in Long Beach.