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  1. Hey guy in the Houston airpt with the "I (heart) Crystal Meth" shirt, that's a bold statement.
  2. The problem with the 49ers is that they're just not very good.
  3. Definitely taking it easy tonight.
  4. Hanging w/ Stoney n Caroline n @Skance...4 bottles of wine so far. It's early yet.
  5. What if Muni was reliable and efficient? What if unicorns gave out free whiskey? Why is it fucked up every day?
  6. Doesn't it kind of blow your mind that you can get an mp3/video player for $23 now? We live in the future.
  7. IT'S GOING TO RAIN. EVERYBODY PANIC.
  8. Congrats to Tim Lincecum for his 2nd Cy Young. STONERS RULE.
  9. Happy Birthday, Tosca! http://bit.ly/3wCE9m I've already given you thousands of dollars, so that'll have to be your present.
  10. "Eggo waffle shortage leads to rationing." WTF? They're frozen waffles, not kidneys. Christ, learn how to cook a waffle from scratch.
  11. I'll make Sarah Palin a deal. I'll read her book if she will.
  12. Shit don't have time to get pre-Tgiving haircut. Dad's gonna be all "WTF hippie?"
  13. 1-0 Ireland currently in World Cup qualifier, in case you care about soccer or Irish people.
  14. Oh, one other thing. Jorge Garcia (Hugo on "Lost") also has a blog. It's celebrity blog day! http://dispatchesfromtheisl...
  15. In case you didn't know, Rainn Wilson has a blog and I find it entertaining. http://rainn.posterous.com/
  16. The KRON weather girl is super foxy.
  17. @brochtrup I only unfollow people who comment on Three and a Half Men.
  18. Here is whatever the fuck this is. http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  19. "Isabella Rossellini demonstrates shrimp sex," and the fact that she's kind of batshit crazy. http://bit.ly/2vORXr
  20. RT @coketweet I want the entire cast of "Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew" in a suite at the Roosevelt with an 8 ball and a key to the mini-bar.