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3mily_13

TheComedyJokes A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but u my friend, yes you, you can kiss my ass. about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 1387 others
ItsJennaMarbles Throwing a party with fake alcohol to see how many people would act wasted. about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 1368 others
Laughbook No no, it's ok, I’m not sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the inside of my eyelids... about 2 hours ago via Twuffer Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 588 others
GirIFacts Don't get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are. 6:00 PM May 21st via Buffer Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 1897 others
GirIFacts I am who I am. I’m weird, I’m lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random & stupid stuff. But, I like it that way. 5:30 PM May 21st via Buffer Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 1859 others
Laughbook We found Dove in a soapless place. about 2 hours ago via Twuffer Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 857 others
ItsJennaMarbles Maybe your dick is so small because half of it is in your personality. about 1 hour ago via LaterBro.com Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 1917 others
DiaryOfHumor Dear Mom, Stop asking me a question then accusing me of "Talking Back To You" about 12 hours ago via web Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 974 others
FunnyEvil My Talents: speed texting, procrastination, and sarcasm. 12:02 PM May 23rd via Tricklr Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 749 others
FunnyOrRelate Dear Students, I know when you're texting. No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Observant teacher 2:15 AM May 23rd via TwitDrip Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 382 others
FunnyOrRelate I'M NOT AFRAID, TO TAKE A STAND" "Grandma please, sit back down on your wheel chair." 11:55 PM May 22nd via TwitDrip Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 162 others
FactsOfSchool "Why do you talk so fast?!" .... "Why do you listen so slow?" 2:45 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 1022 others
WIlllFerrell Roll Roll Roll your blunt twist it at the end, lite it up, take a puff, and pass it to your friends 7:09 PM May 20th via Timely by Demandforce Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 142 others
WeKnowComedy My To Do List: 1) You. 7:13 PM May 20th via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 1369 others
WeKnowComedy My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator, mailbox and so much more. 8:04 AM May 21st via LaterBro.com Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 1322 others
ItsJennaMarbles Plastics > Jocks > Cool Asians > Nerdy Asians > Girls Who Eat Their Feelings > Sexually Active Band Geeks > Freshman. 3:31 PM May 21st via LaterBro.com Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 1582 others
WilI_Smith It's better to be alone rather than be with someone who makes you feel like you're alone. 7:31 PM May 20th via LaterBro.com Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 3948 others
Laughbook (-_(-_(-_(*-_-)_-)_-) (>^_^)> }¡{ this is my gang... Dammit Steve quit chasing that butterfly. 6:16 PM May 21st via Twuffer Retweeted by 3mily_13 and 882 others
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