3hoss
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If you were the king and your country was on the verge of civil war, I think a good idea would be to make it shirts versus skins.
about 11 hours ago
from Birdhouse
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If you punch a mime and he doesn't cry or yell in any way, I think you should just punch him harder next time.
11:48 AM Nov 14th
from Birdhouse
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If there's one thing that can really ruin a romantic night out, it's scabies.
6:34 PM Nov 13th
from Birdhouse
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Call me crazy, but I think there should be some kind of law that prevents dogs from wearing lederhosen.
5:25 PM Nov 13th
from Birdhouse
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With all the advances in modern science, it's amazing to think that the best way to kill a witch is still by setting them on fire.
12:07 PM Nov 13th
from Birdhouse
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I don't know why people are so interested in these parallel universes, because geometry is really boring.
7:39 AM Nov 13th
from Birdhouse
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There's nothing I hate more than superficial people and also people with giant bug eyes.
5:07 PM Nov 12th
from Birdhouse
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Fish are really good listeners.
12:21 PM Nov 12th
from Birdhouse
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I don't really understand Fermat's Last Theorem or women.
5:17 PM Nov 11th
from Birdhouse
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If I could ask aliens from outer space one question, I'd probably ask them why they killed the dinosaurs and replaced them with chickens.
12:09 PM Nov 11th
from Brizzly
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I think I'd make a great psychologist because I'd really like to have a couch in my office for naps.
4:49 PM Nov 10th
from Birdhouse
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I wonder how many forest fires could have been avoided if bears didn't use those trick candles on their birthday cakes.
7:11 AM Nov 10th
from Birdhouse
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One day I'd like to speak the language of the animal kingdom because I bet you could learn some new swear words from the monkeys.
5:14 PM Nov 9th
from Birdhouse
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I bet, after working at Old Navy for a while, you can make the mannequins call you Captain and salute you in front of customers.
1:12 PM Nov 9th
from Birdhouse
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If I could be any cartoon character, I think I'd be Warren G. Harding.
5:11 PM Nov 8th
from Birdhouse
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You should only have a kid for the right reasons, like not wanting to rake leaves or if your wife is really crying.
10:37 AM Nov 7th
from Birdhouse
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One way to avoid ever getting handcuffed to a flag pole is to not have any hands.
6:07 PM Nov 6th
from Birdhouse
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I won't be surprised when we discover that square dancing is one of the first signs of dementia.
12:12 PM Nov 6th
from Brizzly
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I bet people from colonial times would be really jealous of our abundance and variety of butter products.
6:29 AM Nov 6th
from Birdhouse
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I'd like to get paid to sit around and do nothing, like that big Abe Lincoln statue.
5:09 PM Nov 5th
from Birdhouse
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- Name Eric Hoss
- Location Parts Unknown, Michigan
- Web http://randomsequ...
- Bio No one approves of his beard.
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