3Dave
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New website post: Prep and Landing
11:09 AM Dec 9th
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New website post: It's that time of year...
11:05 AM Dec 9th
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I'm thinking about popping a bunch of Ambien and going out and playing a round of golf.
11:02 PM Dec 8th
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Enjoyed "Prep & Landing," but now think it might be elves that lead to me waking up on the floor in a pool of my own urine & not the booze.
11:00 PM Dec 8th
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If you call our comment line now at 206-984-2407, you can leave a holiday message for that special someone and we'll play it on the show!
10:55 PM Dec 8th
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Got thrown out of a Starbucks after tossing my eggnog latte in a clerk's face for forgetting my nutmeg. Not very 'Chirstmas Spirit' of them.
1:04 PM Dec 8th
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I bet when Santa farts it smells just like warm gingerbread cookies. Well, at least to everyone but Mrs. Claus.
12:57 PM Dec 8th
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It's so cold here right now that my glass could cut a nipple.
12:02 PM Dec 8th
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My shizzle has fizzled.
11:57 AM Dec 3rd
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I put a coin in the Salvation Army Santa's bucket and looked him up and down before asking, "So where does my Twix come out at?"
5:22 PM Dec 2nd
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Iverson back with the 76ers is like a juvenile delinquent moving back in with his parents, because they're the only ones who can stand him.
2:36 PM Dec 2nd
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I'd like to work at a rock quarry for just one day so that I could know what it feels like to operate a brontosaurus.
12:04 PM Dec 2nd
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What do remote controlled bowel movements, Steel Panther, Bette Midler, Dee Snider, and Tiger Woods have in common?
3:18 PM Dec 1st
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I'm not sure what Verizon will do now to counter AT&T using Luke Wilson in their ads, but I can only hope it somehow involves Bette Midler.
8:20 AM Nov 30th
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I'm really quite ashamed of the fact that I've seen more 'Revenge of the Nerd' films than I have 'Godfather' films.
9:48 PM Nov 26th
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The turkey trumps the smell of the mahogany in my home, and I'm reading a leather bound book as I wait for it to cook.
2:29 PM Nov 26th
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Enjoy the giblets, but save the neck for me!
1:17 PM Nov 26th
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I spent an entire year force-feeding a turkey other turkeys. That sucker is going to be so damn delicious.
4:03 PM Nov 25th
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Anyone know who holds the patent on the stick and polk dot handkerchief system? I want to become a hobo, but not if it means getting sued.
12:28 PM Nov 25th
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What do I have to do to get you to listen to and retweet this? Seriously. Name it and I'll do it. I have no shame.
8:52 PM Nov 24th
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- Name D Johnson - Animator
- Location North and to the left.
- Web http://www.3Dave.com
- Bio Father, Husband, and Animator, with the fashion sense of Mickey Rourke, the body of Mickey Rooney, and the voice of Mickey Mouse.
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