317537Mariel
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I'm 99.9% sure that with Shut Up And Smoke, cigarettes are not what they are talking about. Since it's 4/20 and all.
6:53 AM Apr 20th
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@ Fell in love with the work. Now planning four hour trip to get to a store to buy me sparkling goodness.
4:55 AM Mar 29th
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OK. Here it is guys, the official 420 Reddit Raffle Pipe... And it's FINISHED!!
3:53 PM Mar 27th
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Tell Congress: Don’t censor the web!
9:51 PM Jan 17th
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Simply put: My boyfriend puts up with my antics.
11:59 PM Oct 25th, 2011
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"its because im black" r-t if you said this before.
7:33 AM Oct 24th, 2011
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There should be an app that allows me to throw lit candles at people who irritate me.
10:17 AM Oct 15th, 2011
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I blast the Miami Vice theme song out the window to the little girls in the cul-de-sac.They know how epic their lives are in that moment.
2:23 PM Oct 12th, 2011
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My frozen entree had only 5 meatballs instead of the usual 6. I will settle for nothing less than the head of whoever is responsible.
10:29 AM Oct 12th, 2011
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Wait...What?! My friends can legally be evicted in 29 states ? via @
12:28 PM Oct 11th, 2011
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i say "hahahaha" when i'm actually laughing, "lol" when i'm not but appreciate your attempt at humor, & "shut the fuck up" when ur annoying
12:00 PM Oct 11th, 2011
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I'm going to go make my boyfriend brunch in bed. Yea... that's right.
10:48 AM Oct 10th, 2011
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Rest in peace Steve Jobs.
6:33 PM Oct 5th, 2011
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@ is my favorite person. Like, for realz.
8:05 PM Sep 26th, 2011
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I need to build an office where everything is accessible by having my headphones still being in my ears.
6:40 PM Sep 26th, 2011
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I find it funny High School Musical 3 is trending, since I totally rock the soundtrack while in the shower.
6:28 PM Sep 26th, 2011
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I wonder if a female who had a sex change operation would go to an all male prison? & vice versa.
6:12 PM Sep 26th, 2011
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But of course my boyfriend had to cheapen it by saying she must have given great head and that is why he didn't kill her while there.
8:30 AM Sep 25th, 2011
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A man wearing a Korea army hat, signifying he fought there, was walking with his Korean wife. It's beautiful that they are together...
8:29 AM Sep 25th, 2011
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I will get on that treadmill willingly with the knowledge that Reese's will treat me on the walk.
8:25 AM Sep 25th, 2011
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- Name Leslie Mariel Lewis
- Location Blue Springs, Missouri
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