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311Lebowski

I hope it rains for an hour. My lawn is thirsty. about 4 hours ago via web
In #CubsHell Sammy Sosa never existed, it was always Henry Rodriguez. about 4 hours ago via web
BleacherNation In #CubsHell, Hawk Harrelson calls every game. And he's your father-in-law. about 5 hours ago via web Retweeted by 311Lebowski and 42 others
Bryce Harper has something attached to his arm. That's not an arm...its military-grade. about 7 hours ago via web
@CHMendenhall Strug-cote?? RT @MensHumor: Everybody knows a douchebag named Chad. about 7 hours ago via web
I wonder how many of you checked your previous tweets to see if there was an accidental (or subconsciously on purpose) #Humblebrag about 7 hours ago via web
I love when someone tweets a #HumbleBrag. Makes my day... about 7 hours ago via web
Just found out the @dirtyheads will rock Simon Estes Amphitheater with @Matisyahu in August. Intimate setting for an awesome show! about 7 hours ago via web
Lake of the Ozarks this time next week. I can't wait for a long weekend with Tiff...some R&R is much needed! about 8 hours ago via web
@FerinBen I'll be around and I don't have a wedding to go to! Let's make sure to get together. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to FerinBen
Patio what? (@ Saints Pub and Patio w/ @ashleydanielson @jnib @chmendenhall) 4sq.com/KDyLC5 3:39 PM May 23rd via foursquare
I'm with @MurphNAndy...this Maxim Hot 100 is a joke. 12:59 PM May 23rd via web
HILARIOUS banter between neighbors. imgur.com/V0KwP 12:21 PM May 23rd via web
@PhilKJames 100% in for that. He'd love it, as would I. 10:34 AM May 23rd via web in reply to PhilKJames
I should have taken my lazy butt to Principal Park to see the @IowaCubs like @PhilKJames. Beautiful day for baseball 10:31 AM May 23rd via web
@pnut Happy Anniversary! Remember that feeling you had on your wedding day? Hope it's still there daily. Wife & I have our 3rd Anny June 13 8:44 AM May 23rd via web in reply to pnut
@sbeck02 so he thinks the carpet pissers did this? 8:12 AM May 23rd via web in reply to sbeck02
@jumjum2 I would never get home safe if I didn't bring my Zebra and Parrot with me to the bar. 1:28 PM May 22nd via web in reply to jumjum2
@mollyob1 haha that just gave me a flashback of the old computer lab and Encarta Encyclopedia on CD-Rom. Hilarious. 1:26 PM May 22nd via web in reply to mollyob1
I haven't used a Mac since middle school. This is taking some getting used to. 11:37 AM May 22nd via web

Name Joe Ferin
Bio Proud husband and co-creator of my daughter. Obsessed fan of 311, The Big Lebowski, Cubs, Packers, and Cyclones. Intoxicologist/Manager at Saints Pub + Patio

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