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  1. @dhm They operate on the wrong arm?
  2. Robot Frempkins' contract has a clause that says he must commit a hate crime on his way to Fenway. #redsoxaretotallywhite #robotfrempkins
  3. @iracane Does that mean Frempkins will help Vartiek knit a new, bigger "C" for his jersey? #robotfrempkins
  4. Does Robot Frempkins deal have any performance clauses? #robotfrempkins
  5. YES! RT @iracane: Red Sox sign 1B/OF Robot Frempkins to 3 year/$30 million deal. http://bit.ly/1Vrhw3 #robotfrempkins
  6. Though to be fair, Adam Jones may have been the worst selection
  7. Jesus Christ, Chase Utley got robbed of another meaningless award?
  8. New post up: Hump de Bump: Of Lampooning the Gold Gloves http://bit.ly/45sQjV
  9. New post up: Sure, I'd take Jason Bay http://bit.ly/4bVd2Q
  10. The new RT feature doesn't allow for the adding of commentary? For shame! How else am I to get people to ignore what I say about others?
  11. @xmasape The Costco near me does this awesome thing where they sell them separately, perhaps worth looking into?
  12. @CajoleJuice Oh, I know, I was just trying to show the sheer ease at which i could name three candidates all more valid than Hunter.
  13. @metschick This might help: http://bit.ly/1HbzIT
  14. @metschick Franklin Gutierrez, Carl Crawford or Ryan Sweeney.
  15. So, so true. RT @iracane: @millerparkdrunk Torii Hunter winning is a sad joke, but nothing will ever top the Rafael Palmeiro fiasco.
  16. @Slothrop1 Which Yeats are you reading?
  17. New post up: The Men Who Stare At Javier Vazquez http://bit.ly/4twY9C
  18. @njpanick I missed them here in NC this past week because of a test. I am jealous. (shakes fist at academia)
  19. New post up: Roy Halladay Hostage Situation Underway http://bit.ly/4e1OKV
  20. @mdetura Eagles killed me a few weeks back. If it's worth anything though, I had already bought @xmasape's book and enjoyed it alot.