30RockTree
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6 months until daddy returns and makes women go wild. RT @: @ Rockefeller Plaza just ain't the same without you.
6:35 AM May 21st
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6 more months until I return to work as America's sexiest Christmas tree. Until then, I'll be a hiding place for a few squirrel's nuts.
2:24 PM May 1st
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@ I had a secret operative on the inside take care of that since you won't come visit me. in the woods
5:53 AM Apr 26th
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@ We like more than hugs.
11:33 AM Apr 22nd
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Ladies, today is Earth Day. Enter creepy tree-related pick up line here.
10:51 AM Apr 22nd
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THERE ARE *NOT* EASTER EGGS HIDDEN ON ME!!!! GET OUT OF MY PERSONAL SPACE, YOU BRATS!!!
6:33 AM Apr 8th
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That Mega Millions ticket you just bought was printed on one of my dead relatives. You greedy sicko.
7:38 AM Mar 30th
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One of the best parts about being a hot sexy tree is not having to dress up for St. Patrick's Day. Baby, I was born this way.
7:59 AM Mar 17th
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My current view *sigh* Having hot women stare at me is more fun than squirrels treating me like a playground.
8:59 AM Mar 2nd
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My last day of work today... boo. I announce my future plans as America's sexiest tree at 8pm ET tonight! (time change)
8:03 AM Jan 2nd
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Wow Mr. @ hasn't tweeted since he dropped. Ladies, he loved ya and left ya! Jerk. You don't need him. I won't do that.
1:45 PM Jan 1st
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we'll get through this together, girl. RT @: whenever the Rockefeller Center tree gets taken down I'll cry myself to sleep.
1:30 PM Jan 1st
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Aww! It's all good news tomorrow at 3pm ET! RT @: @ Whatever happens tomorrow.... we love you.
1:12 PM Jan 1st
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@ how hot do I look today???
1:12 PM Jan 1st
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@ yes?
1:12 PM Jan 1st
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Care to say that to me directly? Psh. RT @: This tree is kind of underwhelming. @ Rockefeller Center
12:09 PM Jan 1st
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If I had ears, they would still be ringing from all that ruckus going on down the street at Times Square last night.
6:07 AM Jan 1st
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HAPPY EASTER!! Oh wait...
9:04 PM Dec 31st, 2011
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That's what myself & @ are wondering about u! RT @: What's up with these accounts pretending to be inanimate things
7:46 PM Dec 31st, 2011
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Hey @!! Will you play some Evacuate the Dancefloor for me on @?? I'd sway to it if the wind was blowing tonight.
7:37 PM Dec 31st, 2011
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- Name 30 Rock XmasTree
- Location New York City. Duh.
- Web http://www.mattha...
- Bio I am the most famous and sexiest Christmas tree in the world ON VACATION. I run NYC. Men wish they could be me. Women wish they could be with me. Meow, baby.
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