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  1. I think the jack in the box mini buffalo ranch chicken sandwich dance should replace the macarena at the wedding.
  2. @Palomafred ha! little did you know that none of us are smart. just smartasses
  3. Can't believe natalie just got cut. :( boo
  4. so glad that daisy learned to lay down in the dog park pools and I'm too sick to smell her. :)
  5. reading old twitters, realizing that some things never change. I was at home sick today - and giving myself a pedicure. have done this b4.
  6. @RhiRhi jealous! the only place I get sent for work is Prison. :(
  7. why are these bitches so surprised when the Tyra mail says, "one of you will be eliminated?" It happens every week. duh.
  8. @TheBloggess I think I've seen Chris Hansen shake those hands!
  9. think he'll still marry me with kleenex up my nose?
  10. I can walk again! barely.
  11. @stateiamin I'm so with you - the other night I was like I'm such a trainwreck! and then I promptly knocked a glass of soda on the rug. fail
  12. roller derby was super fun - minus the fact that I can't really walk today. But whatever.
  13. @horriblewarning Yup! It was fun. and it totally kicked my ass. I'm soooo sore. I'll be surprised if I can move tomorrow.
  14. Today, I tried out for roller derby! I kick ass!
  15. Last night I watched 6 straight hours of lifetime TV. I do not recommend it.
  16. when I asked her if she wanted me to get her laundry out of the dryer she said, "only if it's dry" uh, thank you.
  17. found out that the new kitty was NOT pregnant! Yeah!!
  18. mandatory staff meeting from noon to one just ruined 1 going away luncheon and 2 birthday luncheons. Way to go boss!
  19. feeling very proud of myself for going to the gym this morning and still getting to work at 7! woohoo!
  20. @TheBloggess you know i'd go if it weren't a 24 hour commute.