30_Rock_Quotes
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It's really happening for you, Lemon. Between TGS and this, you're like a swarthy, big-hipped Kelly Ripa. -- Jack (S4 E7)
5:05 PM Dec 17th
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My angry God is punishing them. It's a Christmas miracle! -- Kenneth (S4 E8)
4:55 PM Dec 17th
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LIZ: I wanna take that internet photo of her nipple slip and have it made into a jigsaw puzzle.
CERIE: Aww, she'll love that!
(S4 E8)
5:42 PM Dec 16th
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I was one hole punch away from a free Tasti D-Lite. DAMN IT TO HELL! I HATE MY LIFE! --- Liz (S4 E1)
5:40 PM Dec 16th
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Why don't Catholics eat meat on Fridays? I'll tell you why. Because the Pope owns Long John Silvers. --- Tracy (S4 E8)
4:18 PM Dec 12th
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If this thing loses money, I might as well let Banks play out one of his gay home invasion fantasies on me. -- Jack (S4 E7)
4:47 PM Dec 4th
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You seem nervous. I could give you something for that. Ah! I'm not supposed to have sex with my patients. -- Dr. Spaceman (S4 E7)
4:36 PM Dec 4th
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Our healthcare costs are way down since we started putting something in the coffee to keep women from getting pregnant. - Jack (S4 E7)
4:30 PM Dec 4th
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Kenneth, I'm doing my kegels right now. What is it? --- Jenna (S4 E6)
6:33 AM Dec 1st
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Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes. --- Jenna (S4 E6)
12:56 PM Nov 26th
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I need to go back in time! Why did I sell my DeLorean to Mr. T.? --- Tracy (S4 E6)
12:55 PM Nov 26th
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LIZ: Can I share with you my world view?
JACK: I’d rather hear you sing Rocket Man again.
(S4 E3)
11:51 AM Nov 25th
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Are you listening to me!? Cause if you're not I will put on a wedding dress and jump in front of the subway!! --- Liz (S4 E6)
11:47 AM Nov 25th
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LIZ: What do you care? Whatever Brian, I am over it!
BRIAN: Over what?
LIZ: IT!!!!!!!!
(S4 E6)
11:43 AM Nov 25th
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TRACY: The Cosby Show lied to me.
DR. SPACEMAN: I don’t think there’s a box for that on the form. What about Cheers lied to me?
(S4 E6)
11:41 AM Nov 25th
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Now what if a girl tries to trap you like Nicole tried to do me on the band trip? Bitches can be tricky! --- Tracy Jr. (S4 E6)
4:58 PM Nov 22nd
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Don't feel guilty for a second. This is Manhattan real estate. There are no rules. Like check in at an Italian sex party. -- Jenna (S4 E6)
5:01 PM Nov 21st
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I'll do it if you insist, sir. But I'm gonna be grumpy...until the end of this sentence. --- Kenneth (S4 E6)
4:56 PM Nov 21st
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Recycle everything, including jokes. Quiet! A whale is in trouble. I have to go! --- Al Gore (S4 E6)
11:17 PM Nov 20th
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I once took a low volume shower with Ed Begley Jr. What more can I do? --- Jenna (S4 E6)
5:45 AM Nov 20th
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- Name 30_Rock_Quotes
- Location 30 Rockefeller Center, NYC
- Bio All the hilarity from the most hilarious show on television!
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