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  1. RT @grizzanddotcom: Grizz&dot.com need your help please go on nbc.com and watch our 3min ep & leave comment we need help from the fans
  2. Al Gore: You know, there's an old African proverb that I made up -- If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.
  3. Dr. Spaceman: If a patient's friend runs into the operating room and yells at you, you have to stop. It's the doctor's code.
  4. A gay, hipster cop? You're an interesting guy, Brian.
  5. Grizz: I feel angry, just like how Warren Moon must have felt in 1995!
  6. Tracy: I need a baby girl! Don't snip my vas deferens!
  7. Brian: Honey, you don't need to tell me how much men suck. Sit down and tell me everything while I make raspberry mojitos. Liz: You're gay?
  8. Dr. Spaceman: We all see the little black boy in the corner, right?
  9. Tracy: The Cosby Show lied to me! Dr. Spaceman: I don't think there's a box for that on the form.
  10. Jenna: Kenneth, I'm doing my Kegels right now. What is it?
  11. Bitches can be tricky! I'm gonna go get some strawberry milk.
  12. I have a strip club story from this weekend I need to tell you, Jackie D. It's disgusting. But I can't, cause I got this little D-bag here.
  13. It's "Take Your Black Kid to Work Day"!
  14. Our topical cold open is going to be about Omarossa borrowing Bjork's swan dress.
  15. Oh, you ancient bitch!
  16. Don't feel guilty for a second. This is Manhattan real estate. There are no rules, like check-in at an Italian sex party.
  17. Jenna: That sounds like something I would come up with if I were smarter.
  18. I can't afford to stay here on my own, and based on your shoes and teeth, I'm guessing you can't either, so why don't we move in together?
  19. Kenneth: I'll do it if you insist, sir. But I'm going to be grumpy until the end of this sentence.
  20. That's why I have these rare Kadupul blossoms flown in every morning from Sri Lanka on a private jet. That's the definition of green.