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2toad

  1. Good deed for the day is done. I helped a young cottonmouth to cross the road. I should get a junior woodchuck merit badge for this right?
  2. I really want to watch Return to OZ but I can't find it any where. You disappoint me Internet.
  3. Seriously. How can people live this far from everything. If your town is an hour from the nearest interstate you should just move!
  4. The new Google+ iPhone app is really nice. Probably the slickest app since flipboard. Just seemed too meta to say that on G+ though.
  5. Watching the BBC series "Sherlock". Stuff like this, Doctor Who, and The IT crowd makes me sad I'm American. All we have are Kardashians!
  6. Hearing the first few notes of Strawberry Fields Forever just ruins my whole day. It gets stuck in my head and cycles continuously.
  7. I've switched to Chrome at work and on my laptop. Unfortunately I'm still using Firefox on my desktop. Just can't part with certain plugins.
  8. It's 11am on a Sunday. I think that means its time for a nap.
  9. Why does google search even have a page 2? It's the web equivalent of the appendix. It served some purpose way back when. Now it's useless.
  10. Now Facebook will get even more pictures of food, babies, and boobs. Now with crappy filters! Yep just deleted instagram from my phone.
  11. Today we celebrate the rise of zombie Jesus. Remember always double tap the brain pan or he will just keep coming.
  12. Game of Thrones season 2. My choices are subscribe to a satellite package and HBO or wait a year for the DVD. Hmmm. A pirates life for me!
  13. A handful of fat free jelly beans and a tall-boy of sweet tea. That's just how I roll. Straight up gangsta son! twitter.com/2toad/status/1…
  14. Spent all weekend with a high fever and body aches. Woke up this morning to my sinus cavities trying to kill me. I HATE YOU MOTHER NATURE!