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  1. the role of parent will today be played by Nickelodeon. http://myloc.me/1nPg6
  2. @VDog I love her, too! http://myloc.me/1nPbR
  3. "And you would not be SURPRISED to see your SHOES come out of your mouth." Yep. Bill Cosby sums up my night pretty well. So sick.
  4. Downloaded Ubertwitter. Any tips? http://myloc.me/1jTLs
  5. Mmmmm... have a million things to do but I am tiiiiired. This time change is kicking my butt a leeetle.
  6. Now my kids are bickering over what our Team Mascot is going to be. Noise is pulling for Yoda. http://tiny.cc/TO8U7
  7. What do I have to do to get our dads invested? They are missing out on their awesome grandkids. And my kids are missing out on THEM.
  8. Still can't get used to seeing Favre in that jersey.
  9. Hubs: Brett Favre is 39! That's my age! I could TOTALLY do that! #lieswetellourselves
  10. It was a stupid mistake. The worst could have happened. http://tiny.cc/f3wiv
  11. This is how it happens: http://tiny.cc/f3wiv
  12. Dear twitter: mah bewbs are ouchie. Mastitis again. Ugh.
  13. @joyunexpected James Carville once called me uptight.
  14. My boy might lack the ability to crawl yet, but he compensates for that with sheer desire. So frustrated!
  15. I vacuumed. I baked. I even showered. I love you, Fall. You complete me.
  16. Snarfing choc chips and marshmallows. Decided to call them "mouth s'mores" but that sounds like a VD. What? Why, yes I'm on my period.
  17. Maybe if I didn't stay up watching SemiPro I would be better rested. #freeHBOatthehotel
  18. Scrubs?? At the airport?! REALLY!?
  19. Um. Dear fellow pssgr: your track suit is just wrong. In every conceiveable way.
  20. There are a lot of interesting hair choices on display @ OHare this morning.