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  1. Need to kill some time? Sliding glass doors + dry erase markers + kids = at least fifteen minutes no one will make Star Wars noises. YAY.about 11 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  2. I love buying new school supplies. LOVE.about 12 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  3. Apparently you could say God Damnit in a PG movie back then.6:44 PM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
  4. Great. Now I have to explain "making hay" to my 3 year old. How did this get a PG rating?6:01 PM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
  5. And why did Daddy Warbucks have so many servants??!?5:21 PM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
  6. And I don't remember Miss Hannigan being such an evil drunk.5:13 PM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
  7. Um... Was there child abuse in this movie when I was 10? #totallyinappropriatemoviechoice5:11 PM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
  8. Tonight's movie: Annie. For my rotten stinky daughter, Annie.4:50 PM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
  9. I'm fresh out of mommy mojo. Calgon, get me the fuck out of here. #1stdraftadcampaigns3:01 PM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
  10. Today has bee brought to you by the letter Y. Proud sponsor of yelling moms everywhere.11:14 AM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
  11. Day five of single momming and I appear to be sick. That, or my house has suddenly started spinning.7:19 AM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
  12. New low: was cajoled into shredding tonite by my 5 and 3 yr olds. "Don't you want to be strong, Mommy?" Oy. #shredheads7:31 PM Jul 9th from web
  13. Well, this day was pretty much a clusterf*ck. Nighty night, tweeps.7:56 PM Jul 8th from TwitterBerry
  14. Is it me or is Sarah Jessica Parker getting really bizarre looking?1:15 PM Jul 7th from TwitterBerry
  15. my children are totally Kung Fu fighting to the song right now. I would stop them, if it wasn't so funny. This won't end well.2:41 PM Jul 6th from web
  16. 'Night Tweeps.8:04 PM Jul 5th from TwitterBerry
  17. @coolzebras me too. Next year, baby. We'll be there, representing the Midwest! Woot!8:01 PM Jul 5th from TwitterBerry
  18. It's been a great weekend so far. What does today hold?6:35 AM Jul 5th from TwitterBerry
  19. OMG baby pleez go to bed kthxbai.9:02 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterBerry
  20. 5 year cheating at Dots and Boxes. I blame his father. POLITICIANS.10:52 AM Jul 2nd from TwitterBerry