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  1. watching an episode of intervention where the kid keeps tying off with his shirt. it's like...get a belt, kid. #commonsense 1:25 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. YOU GUYS. @helenasophiej and i have a question: do you have a make out and/or sex mix on your itunes? 1:15 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. @jessicalynn402 i missed it! but to be honest, i've been off my mccain game ever since he talked shit about turtle protection policy. 10:48 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to jessicalynn402
  4. because dreams about chris brown are obviously the best: www.2birds1blog.com 10:24 AM Nov 18th from web
  5. http://twitpic.com/pxcve - designing new 2b1b stickers. TOTES inspired by @tralalara's badass wolf jacket. 4:22 PM Nov 17th from TwitPic
  6. larouche's street team makes me so ungodly uncomfortable. #batshitcrazy^max 2:28 PM Nov 17th from mobile web
  7. "i want to be the spencer to your heidi." - @helenasophiej 12:28 PM Nov 17th from web
  8. @AceGordon good to see this weekend, btdubbs! i'm so sad you can't come to jager ball! 10:11 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to AceGordon
  9. DEAR LORD: please grant me the strength not to quit or get fired from my job today. & please deliver thine strongest vodka available. #thnx 9:36 AM Nov 16th from web
  10. RIP @WashingtonBlade! 8:59 AM Nov 16th from web
  11. happy drinking game friday! www.2birds1blog.com (@misterlizlemon t-minus 6 hours until you're back in my talons!!!) 10:33 AM Nov 13th from web
  12. damnit. yiddish fail. kvelling*. and i'm not even kvelling, by definition. i'm just touched and grateful. so fuck me. 11:47 AM Nov 12th from web
  13. i'm kveling! RT @laraste RT @MeganKueck I (along w/friends) are petitioning for you a book deal so you can blog every day! #GetMegABookDeal 11:44 AM Nov 12th from web
  14. http://twitpic.com/p54hb - thank you @KLauf for the jäger care package!!! just like mom used to send... 12:10 PM Nov 11th from TwitPic
  15. @smallplatypus is upstaging me on my own blog...stop being all smart 'n shit, tulane chris. GAWD! 9:41 AM Nov 11th from web
  16. @jcstarzyk oh i openly feel horrible for my neighbors. non-stop trashy tv and dre at all hours. bless their hearts... 9:03 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to jcstarzyk
  17. @jkrate oh shit! i'm in! 6:53 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to jkrate
  18. one of my neighbors burnt their dinner and the other is learning how to play acoustic guitar. AWESOME. 6:46 PM Nov 10th from web
  19. dear boss#2: i'm not an electrician. nor am i an IT person. i'm a graphic designer. so please stay in your own lane or i'm going to snap. xo 11:23 AM Nov 10th from web
  20. me too! if anyone knows how to make that happen, DM or email me! meg@2birds1blog.com RT @GustofReginald I wish there were a 2b1b iPhone app 8:07 PM Nov 9th from web