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  1. @AceGordon good to see this weekend, btdubbs! i'm so sad you can't come to jager ball! about 12 hours ago from web in reply to AceGordon
  2. DEAR LORD: please grant me the strength not to quit or get fired from my job today. & please deliver thine strongest vodka available. #thnx about 13 hours ago from web
  3. RIP @WashingtonBlade! about 13 hours ago from web
  4. happy drinking game friday! www.2birds1blog.com (@misterlizlemon t-minus 6 hours until you're back in my talons!!!) 10:33 AM Nov 13th from web
  5. damnit. yiddish fail. kvelling*. and i'm not even kvelling, by definition. i'm just touched and grateful. so fuck me. 11:47 AM Nov 12th from web
  6. i'm kveling! RT @laraste RT @MeganKueck I (along w/friends) are petitioning for you a book deal so you can blog every day! #GetMegABookDeal 11:44 AM Nov 12th from web
  7. http://twitpic.com/p54hb - thank you @KLauf for the jäger care package!!! just like mom used to send... 12:10 PM Nov 11th from TwitPic
  8. @smallplatypus is upstaging me on my own blog...stop being all smart 'n shit, tulane chris. GAWD! 9:41 AM Nov 11th from web
  9. @jcstarzyk oh i openly feel horrible for my neighbors. non-stop trashy tv and dre at all hours. bless their hearts... 9:03 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to jcstarzyk
  10. @jkrate oh shit! i'm in! 6:53 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to jkrate
  11. one of my neighbors burnt their dinner and the other is learning how to play acoustic guitar. AWESOME. 6:46 PM Nov 10th from web
  12. dear boss#2: i'm not an electrician. nor am i an IT person. i'm a graphic designer. so please stay in your own lane or i'm going to snap. xo 11:23 AM Nov 10th from web
  13. me too! if anyone knows how to make that happen, DM or email me! meg@2birds1blog.com RT @GustofReginald I wish there were a 2b1b iPhone app 8:07 PM Nov 9th from web
  14. PSH, these days, i wish. alas, it was just a shick quatro for her. but i'll take it! RT @leorawrs81 Did Delias send you a Tinge? 8:04 PM Nov 9th from web
  15. the jacket i ordered from delias (yes, delias) finally showed up today. mostly i'm just excited about the free razor that came w/ it. #ohjew 3:57 PM Nov 9th from web
  16. just spent $277 at the dentist. call me un-american, but i'd love me some of that nazi/fascist health care right about now. #relevant 6:24 AM Nov 9th from web
  17. http://twitpic.com/otxc5 - 80 cents a bottle. i did the math. costco beer is the tits. 5:26 PM Nov 8th from TwitPic
  18. a very burns-esque excellenttt...RT @JabokSlam @2birds1blog jager ball is the night of the December LSAT. Cannot wait, it will be a disaster 6:33 PM Nov 6th from web
  19. http://twitpic.com/oil9q - announcing the first ever 2birds1blog jäger ball! www.2birds1blog.com 12:30 PM Nov 6th from TwitPic
  20. today's drinking game friday is dedicated to you! www.2birds1blog.com <3 9:08 AM Nov 6th from web