2birds1blog
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i'm gonna get a ghetto blaster and walk around playing NPR.
7:35 AM May 21st
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I will spit in your face and use it to wipe off all your makeup because you never look as beautiful as you naturally do
10:54 AM May 17th
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old faithful! which, for the record, is also what i call my morning bowel movement.
12:36 PM May 17th
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biking the silverado trail. my crotch hurts like hell, but the view is beautiful!
12:11 PM May 17th
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seeing my semi-platonic life partner @ for the first time in 2 years today. i've already cried like 16 times since i woke up.
1:53 PM May 16th
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@ speaking of , do we need reservations for a wine club member tasting?
10:46 AM May 16th
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in reply to StSupery
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having lunch at the C.I.A. and got lost trying to find the bathroom. now i'm doing some light hogwarts fantasy play.
2:44 PM May 15th
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@ @ they're our favorite! we're members!
11:38 AM May 15th
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in reply to HBWorthington
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crawl space. the ghost of a little boy named ethan lives there & always wants to play because he's "ever so lonely".
10:41 PM May 14th
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kickin' it in napa. there's a deeply disturbing crawl space in my room, but besides that, can't complain.
8:01 PM May 14th
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oh, just lying in bed waiting for my sister to get off work so she can come over and remove the tick from my ass. pretty standard monday.
1:19 PM May 7th
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in the tent.
8:38 PM May 5th
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from Greenbelt, MD
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cinco de mayo camping in greenbelt! (which is surprisingly legit, by the way.)
3:54 PM May 5th
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from Greenbelt, MD
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there's a weird noise coming from my kitchen. i choose to deal with this problem by ignoring it completely.
3:43 PM Apr 26th
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at a certain BAC, just take my fucking phone from. or just make all of my texts oppositeville.
8:25 PM Apr 21st
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en route to see @ with @! so psyched! also, i'm wearing a plum-colored lipstick and it doesn't look horrible!
4:47 PM Apr 21st
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@ i know you're in a relationship and i think that's GREAT, but i'm still going to aggressively jump your bones. K LOL c u soon!!~
7:29 AM Apr 20th
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in reply to larawarman
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@ i had to google "fatback dc". dammit. i'd love to join you at this FUNK & SOUL DANCE PARTY, but sadly i'll be out of town.
9:14 PM Apr 19th
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in reply to AnongirlieinDC
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@ extremely positive!
9:11 PM Apr 19th
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in reply to janiewise
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i would vote for mitt romney if it meant even five minutes of allergy relief.
2:18 PM Apr 19th
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- Name 2birds1blog
- Location DC/Philadelphia
- Web http://www.2birds...
- Bio The thinking man's Beavis and Butt-Head. BRAINWASHING FOR BEGINNERS now in stores & available for Kindle! http://tinyurl.com/7ay9pnl
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