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2TyErd

  1. @Eliza_Coupe tastes better with my ball sweat.what? did I misread that. I read fuck, tea &sleepy and thought of a bj. Guess U do that 2 me 8:30 PM May 9th via Echofon in reply to Eliza_Coupe
  2. @iamrashidajones I think he's more excited to see you! 7:25 PM May 7th via Echofon in reply to iamrashidajones
  3. @iamrashidajones If you find me constantly tweeting you, then don't be alarmed. I'm only doing it because I have no life. 4:15 PM May 7th via web
  4. @iamrashidajones My mind is blown. I cant believe you're on twitter! And more importantly it took me 11 days to find out. SMH 4:13 PM May 7th via web
  5. @rihanna TAKE IT TO THE HEAD! YEah! YEah! 10:32 PM May 4th via web in reply to rihanna
  6. @chrisbrown Happy Birthday Breezy! Keep Rising! 10:19 PM May 4th via web
  7. @Eliza_Coupe Don't ya just hate it when the carrot up your ass snaps. #AssofSteel 5:20 PM Apr 25th via web
  8. Don't pretend you have a boner to hide your fuckin prostate issues. Says that guy that just tweeted about it. 5:17 PM Apr 25th via web
  9. Tried to take a leak with a hard on while my mum was waiting desperately outside. She's convinced I need a prostate exam... 5:16 PM Apr 25th via web
  10. #IADMIT when I masturbate, my right hand gets jealous 3:46 PM Apr 23rd via web
  11. #IADMIT I got my dick stuck in the vacuum. 3:44 PM Apr 23rd via web
  12. @Eliza_Coupe look what I found. youtube.com/watch?v=PuU-FH… You got them thangs!! 4:07 PM Apr 22nd via web
  13. @Eliza_Coupe I fucking love you. that is all 2:00 AM Apr 19th via web
  14. #TheAwkwardMoment when your female dog has a bigger penis than you. 1:25 AM Apr 19th via web
  15. "Oh yeah thats the shit. Feels so fucking good!" -common man taking a shit 10:38 PM Apr 17th via Echofon
  16. saw a pedophile today. that's always fun. 4:11 AM Apr 17th via web
  17. You're fuckin with real freak! 4:10 AM Apr 17th via web
  18. When life gives you lemons, just rub yourself to sleep. 6:33 PM Apr 13th via web
  19. @Eliza_Coupe wierd, I'm also very wet, are we fucking right now? #idontthinkthatsrain 5:57 PM Apr 13th via Echofon in reply to Eliza_Coupe
  • Name Adult Diaper
  • Location Melbourne, Australia
  • Bio Yup, I'm THAT guy. Fuck you! We're TeamBreezy! You're fucking with a real freak!
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