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  1. Exhibit A "I fail to see the reason why u need 2 parking spots. I will be pondering why you made such a stupid decision & I hope you do to." 1 minute ago from web
  2. Don't double cross me on mornings like this. It will only force me to write and leave notes on post-modern ethics, apparently a speciality. 3 minutes ago from web
  3. Having one of those mornings where scotch for breakfast would not only be a good decision, but an improvement. 4 minutes ago from web
  4. Look! Thinking doesnt stop the older and wiser you get! Who would have thunk http://thoughtswithoutbound... @CarpeDiemHorace 21 minutes ago from web
  5. "I wish I drank such clarity inducing alcohol." http://www.20nothing.com - With Compliments. Part One. 23 minutes ago from web
  6. I think my phone is broken. I haven't received a single call all day. about 12 hours ago from web
  7. Taking Mary-Kate Olsens complimentary DVDs to stores to return for store credit so LA GF and I can buy toiletries. How is your Sunday? about 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  8. @SamiGoodlife What about us brain-dead slobs?...You'll be given cushy jobs. 6:46 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to SamiGoodlife
  9. http://twitpic.com/pjab7 - I know what I am doing on this Saturday night. 1:40 PM Nov 14th from TwitPic
  10. http://twitpic.com/pj9c2 - Anyone else get the feeling that dictionaries don't have the level of detail they once had? 1:34 PM Nov 14th from TwitPic
  11. Have you ever noticed that if someone treats you like an idiot, you will act like an idiot? 12:40 PM Nov 14th from TwitterBerry
  12. gstring fell out of my bag in Mac store. Him: "we accept those as payment." Me: "No you don't. You wouldn't have my credit card if u did" 2:47 PM Nov 13th from TwitterBerry
  13. I don't have time for a new addiction. http://bit.ly/1yTKYh 10:46 AM Nov 13th from web
  14. Manuscript is finished. Done. Completed. I now have a very wordy, and heavy, drink coaster to rest my scotch on. 2:11 AM Nov 13th from TwitterBerry
  15. Jesus Christ. The new male Guess? model is stunning. I almost crashed the car into the Rodeo Drive store driving past his poster. 7:58 PM Nov 12th from TwitterBerry
  16. When you wait 30 minuts to buy a stamp at the post office it doesn't exactly encourage confidence in "next day delivery". 4:13 PM Nov 12th from TwitterBerry
  17. Who didn't read the news for ten years? http://bit.ly/4E3IjK 2:40 PM Nov 12th from web
  18. This chest pain is really starting to affect my smoking. 10:20 AM Nov 12th from TwitterBerry
  19. The fourth day of what was supposed to be a three day manuscript editing summit. Either happy or sad for writing so many words. 9:50 AM Nov 12th from TwitterBerry
  20. @CarpeDiemHorace Oh that brightened my day. O always get the nicest gifts. It hurts to laugh, but I am pushing through it for that. 8:55 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to CarpeDiemHorace