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Knoxville Nighthawks billboard verbatim: "If you're not a Hawk... Your prey!" Poor grammar makes you look diseducated. Pics to come4:56 AM May 23rdvia Twitter for Android
Basically God was like, "Dang, you're a good cook. That smells delish. You saved humanity forever." Props to Noah. He should go on Iron Chef6:03 AM May 22ndvia Twitter for Android
Read my last 2 tweets. When Noah got off the Ark, he sacrificed burnt offering, which God smelled and agreed to not curse humans again...6:00 AM May 22ndvia Twitter for Android
The Lord smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: "Never again will I curse the ground because of humans..." Genesis 8:20-215:58 AM May 22ndvia Twitter for Android
Then Noah built an altar to the Lord and, taking some of all the clean animals and clean birds, he sacrificed burnt offerings on it...5:57 AM May 22ndvia Twitter for Android