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  1. @DarkRazorZ *zebra indecisive over whether he was a black or a white coat* about 12 hours ago via web in reply to DarkRazorZ
  2. @schillingt the last good song of theirs is Jaded (2001). Toys in the Attic and Rocks are indisputable classics. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to schillingt
  3. @Enigma6667 you will be a-Shame-d if you do #puns #fass about 12 hours ago via web in reply to Enigma6667
  4. holy shit was that tweet self parody about 12 hours ago via web
  5. RIP Justin Bieber=Retarded Inscrutable Peehole about 12 hours ago via web
  6. @schillingt nothin since 1999 brotha. hard 4 me 2 evn say the 80s were kind 2 them anymore. but i would stil say they had some good 80s stuf about 13 hours ago via web in reply to schillingt
  7. @MarcelineVQueen have you seen Park Chan Wook's brilliant film Thirst? highly recommended and tells you the answer to that question is yes. about 13 hours ago via web in reply to MarcelineVQueen
  8. @schillingt are you as repulsed by the utterly shameful decline of Aerosmith as I am? I used to be a huge fan about 13 hours ago via web in reply to schillingt
  9. RIP Justin Bieber wouldn't that be the day...Justin Bieber and Steven Tyler dying on the same day...a man can dream though. about 13 hours ago via web
  10. @TheFunnyRacist is that even really racist? about 13 hours ago via web in reply to TheFunnyRacist
  11. can't wait till one of them, hopefully Steven dies so they can be put out of our misery youtube.com/watch?v=aBaYVo… about 13 hours ago via web
  12. man fuck aerosmith man. I can't even listen to their 70's stuff anymore thanks to the shit they drag that legacy through now. about 13 hours ago via web
  13. I need to watch A.I. again in a scifi nostalgia double feature with Signs about 13 hours ago via web
  14. Aerosmith's new song on American Idol makes me feel...unclean. WTF happened to them. about 13 hours ago via web
  15. Just ordered Beauty and the Beast dvd. Disney, y u love making things so expensive? about 14 hours ago via web
  16. @OcarinaOfGaming yeah me too. don't need to be touched right now on the butt. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to OcarinaOfGaming
  • Name Simon Opitz
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  • Bio film buff and critic, commercial connoisseur, otaku, #Based Libertarian #Brony, rock'n'roller, fantasy football guru, and somethin' else, too, probably.
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