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Just saw a girl buy a pregnancy test at Walmart. No bag. She headed straight to the restoom. Eww. 3:47 PM Nov 25th from TwitterMail
@H18 I thought d-bags prefer Newports over Parliaments. Menthol, AXE spray, and Preparation-H seems to be the right aroma for NJ douchebags. 1:26 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly in reply to H18
Crazy stuff. Great story. RT @jenny8lee: how a 13yo with asperger's went missing for 11 days on nyc subway system. http://bit.ly/7dFYxh 7:31 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
@H18 Somehow I see this to be a big sell in Jersey. 6:53 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly in reply to H18
@JustinPacleb 8GB? I don't care if it's a SSD; that's why too small. HP mini at least offered 16GB SSD. Touch tablets are the way to go. 11:41 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly in reply to JustinPacleb
@pat_lee So apparently Stan McQuay should be jealous? 9:06 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly in reply to pat_lee
RT @threadless: Threadless Holiday Sale! This week = all tees $12! http://bit.ly/elfless (pls RT for a chance at a gift!) It's finally back! 9:03 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
Dear @jack, when am I going to have my micro-transaction app? Small businesses need to start now before corp. monsters recover from X-mas. 8:20 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
@SammyKnuckles Your clip of Big Dog. How can we tolerate human-on-robot violence in this day and age? #AsimovWasRight 8:18 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly in reply to SammyKnuckles
RT @bpopken: http://bit.ly/4GfhGT - Google Wave, theory vs. reality (funny whiteboard pic) Another attempt to convey the "Wave". 8:16 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
http://is.gd/51SPh Pete Wentz finally ready to ditch Ashley for someone more much douchey. Have you been a good boy this year? 7:20 AM Nov 23rd from TwitterBar
@SammyKnuckles So how come there's a douchebag trying to kick the poor robot down? Make it a centaur and it'd get some more love. 10:33 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to SammyKnuckles
http://is.gd/4Y9Wh Lamp robot by Robert Matysiak. Compensating much? 10:28 AM Nov 18th from TwitterBar
Of course, I'm always surprised how tall @actuallynph is. He's standing toe to toe with Tim Gunn the giant mentor. 8:08 AM Nov 18th from TwitterBar
Not bad. RT @actuallynph On set. Best guest star EVER! The entire cast/crew was super stoked. No one more than me: www.j.mp/44doED 8:04 AM Nov 18th from web
@PolicyEpps Michael Lucas shows the world that some gay men can never be good activists. Stick to porn and leave it to the professionals. 6:53 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to PolicyEpps
@BostonTweet RT @nefanx Mayor Menino has declared November 14, 2009 Leonard Nimoy Day in the City of Boston! 9:25 AM Nov 10th from web
@PeterFever Too much makeup spoils the muscles...you need to fire whoever's making you look like an insecure Chelsea boy. 8:29 AM Nov 10th from TwitterMail
http://is.gd/4RQ6h Entitled "Awkward morning after", Jon "Douchebag" & Levi "Johnson" contemplate their future JakeCruise careers. 8:20 AM Nov 10th from TwitterBar
Men measure their manhood by how loud they can yell. In reality, they're as hung as who's closest within earshot. 8:36 PM Nov 9th from TwitterMail