1creepy_pervert
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If you drink a lot of water before bed, just go potty before you hit the hay. It's also good to dump out the milk jug when it gets full.
11:12 PM Dec 13th
from Echofon
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Ok people, let's get real! Please AOL, learn the difference between "ur" and "yer"!
11:10 PM Dec 13th
from Echofon
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Pepper sez when u loose some it's usually in the last place you looked, but I looked in my cumrag pile and still couldn't find my brownie.
11:08 PM Dec 13th
from Echofon
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Pants... Pants... Pants... Ok got it, not "leg jacket".
5:07 PM Dec 12th
from Echofon
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- Pepper got me an iphone
9:17 PM Dec 8th
from TwitPic
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So tired of all these kids running around, wish they'd get back in bed.
8:52 PM Dec 8th
from web
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Peeing in morse code.
11:11 AM Dec 8th
from Echofon
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chloroform, a way to a girls heart.
11:38 AM Dec 5th
from web
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Life is like a greyhound bus, while your only two lunch options are Arbys and MickyD's, the stench of both will be there long after you are
5:01 PM Dec 3rd
from Echofon
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hey @ Do you have any inspirational stories about showbiz and learning the ropes? Also, how did you get those rope stains out?
10:49 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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flannel is apparently back in style. Except for peppers suffering stain... my daybed never looked so cool.
10:42 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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Anyone know how much soy sauce is in a margarita? Oh well, these kids dont know the difference.
10:37 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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Whether it tells me the temp, upcoming sports games, or to have a "good year" my heart always breaks when I realize its not the balloon boy
10:28 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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Pepper forgot to pick up her baby so I used the cell phone in front of the 7-11. Go figure, she don't accept collect calls.
9:38 PM Dec 2nd
from Echofon
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New years resolution? To stop eating while shitting. Gunna try to use employee breakroom, but there aren't any windows to open.
9:34 PM Dec 2nd
from Echofon
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MY PRESENT FOR PEPPER YOU SICKOS!
9:56 AM Dec 2nd
from Echofon
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That one wrapped around the bowl.
9:54 AM Dec 2nd
from Echofon
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If anyone finds a sock on the number 9 bus, it belongs to me. Word to the wise... dont open it.
7:51 PM Dec 1st
from web
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nobody is randy except randy!
7:50 PM Dec 1st
from web
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Needed to borrow bus money from pepper so I wrote her an IUD.
8:36 PM Nov 30th
from Echofon
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- Name Randall Tuhchie
- Location Portland
- Web http://randall-tu...
- Bio Usually move from town to town every couple of months.
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