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1Abz1

  1. I never knew Comedy Central shows nudity after 11. Comedy and boobs....well played
  2. @AhmadQMZ + @mohdfikree I have cartoon network in my new place and they show Adventure Time, reminds me of you 2!!
  3. Most people who possess even the slightest power think they're the shit It's how they use this power which determines if they're good or bad
  4. This is art. "The power of money" 9gag.com/gag/2740460 via @9GAG
  5. @aabo0 Thanks yo!
  6. Pics from our recent UAEU Show - ow.ly/97rvH cc @k_aljasmi
  7. Back in Dunedin. #NZ
  8. At UAEU award ceremony with @k_aljasmi after the comedy show twitter.com/1Abz1/status/1…
  9. @Aabo0 @TDAllonsy @klout you guys need to be more specific
  10. @Aabo0 why? What's @klout ?
  11. I swear I don't mean to sound like a bitch, but I'm not ready to leave home yet....
  12. @faroohaothman I trimmed it...that's as far as I'll go..
  13. @mohdfikree wicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. @faroohaothman No, I was being sarcastic
  15. RT @theadly: We live in such a fucked up time; that when you're nice to someone nowadays, they automatically assume you're in love with...
  16. 2) I never knew I could make someone fall off their seat laughing!!! @k_aljasmi :D :D :D
  17. 1) Apparently, my hair is a cause of concern as it's "disrespectful" to the university. So, sorry university for hurting your feelings :(
  18. 2 things happened in last night's show: