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  1. New Kraptions: UtterlyDistasteful on 'Caption This': And in his last moments the young man though.. http://bit.ly/6UiUcy about 5 hours ago from twitterfeed
  2. A New Krap Comment: Dylan can't find his glasses and doesn't remember what he did wi.. http://bit.ly/6bAuvH about 16 hours ago from twitterfeed
  3. A New Introduction: Static on 'Introduce Yourself': Why thanks kindly, Miss Oleuanna...and w.. http://bit.ly/6dTB12 8:00 PM Nov 28th from twitterfeed
  4. When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat. 7:59 PM Nov 28th from Power Twitter
  5. New Kraptions: Static on 'Caption This': 'Pardon me ma'am, I couldn't help but notice you're wear.. http://bit.ly/8gsZvq 7:46 PM Nov 28th from twitterfeed
  6. New Kraptions: Static on 'Caption This': An optimist never gets a pleasant surprise. http://bit.ly/8Mptat 5:15 PM Nov 28th from twitterfeed
  7. I know lots of things, they're just not real useful. #omgfacts 5:05 PM Nov 28th from Power Twitter
  8. Well, this was certainly more fun than putting a gerbil down my pants. But not quite as fun as putting TWO gerbils down my pants! 4:58 PM Nov 28th from Power Twitter
  9. It looks like Barney has won... No wait, Godzilla is getting up... 4:55 PM Nov 28th from Power Twitter
  10. Few things are as ego-boosting as being kicked out of an anarchy convention. 4:53 PM Nov 28th from Power Twitter
  11. I love deadlines. I enjoy the whooshing sound they make as they go by. 4:49 PM Nov 28th from Power Twitter
  12. New Kraptions: Static on 'Caption This': Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of http://bit.ly/5HgkPo 4:45 PM Nov 28th from twitterfeed
  13. C'mon guys, do we really need another example why you shouldn't drink 'n drive? http://bit.ly/4Ofaug 4:41 PM Nov 28th from Power Twitter
  14. I love to cook - Where else can you find such a great excuse to play with sharp objects and fire? 4:39 PM Nov 28th from Power Twitter
  15. Must write thesis, must write thesis, ooh, there's new messages on Twitter! 4:22 PM Nov 28th from Power Twitter
  16. New Kraptions: Static on 'Caption This': Cogito ergo bibo. I think therefore I drink. http://bit.ly/8uXEIV 4:16 PM Nov 28th from twitterfeed
  17. I am under the influence of sugar, caffeine, and lack of sleep...I should not be held responsible for my behavior and following tweets. 4:10 PM Nov 28th from Power Twitter
  18. Honest officer, the dwarf was on fire when I got here. 3:49 PM Nov 28th from Power Twitter
  19. New Kraptions: surveygirl46 on 'Caption This': EXACTLY! http://bit.ly/7kaV1I 9:45 PM Nov 27th from twitterfeed
  20. A New Introduction: Static on 'Introduce Yourself': Hello, selfdeprecate. 1) Wait a secon.. http://bit.ly/8AsmLQ 2:01 PM Nov 27th from twitterfeed
  • Name Static Krapsody
  • Location currently RI, The Land of Arse
  • Web http://www.krapso...
  • Bio My interests include rustic style furniture, frying bacon in the nude, and backfired enemas
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