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New Kraptions: UtterlyDistasteful on 'Caption This': And in his last moments the young man though..
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A New Krap Comment: Dylan can't find his glasses and doesn't remember what he did wi..
about 16 hours ago
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A New Introduction: Static on 'Introduce Yourself': Why thanks kindly, Miss Oleuanna...and w..
8:00 PM Nov 28th
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When I said 'we', officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.
7:59 PM Nov 28th
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New Kraptions: Static on 'Caption This': 'Pardon me ma'am, I couldn't help but notice you're wear..
7:46 PM Nov 28th
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New Kraptions: Static on 'Caption This': An optimist never gets a pleasant surprise.
5:15 PM Nov 28th
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I know lots of things, they're just not real useful.
5:05 PM Nov 28th
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Well, this was certainly more fun than putting a gerbil down my pants. But not quite as fun as putting TWO gerbils down my pants!
4:58 PM Nov 28th
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It looks like Barney has won... No wait, Godzilla is getting up...
4:55 PM Nov 28th
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Few things are as ego-boosting as being kicked out of an anarchy convention.
4:53 PM Nov 28th
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I love deadlines. I enjoy the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
4:49 PM Nov 28th
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New Kraptions: Static on 'Caption This': Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
4:45 PM Nov 28th
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C'mon guys, do we really need another example why you shouldn't drink 'n drive?
4:41 PM Nov 28th
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I love to cook - Where else can you find such a great excuse to play with sharp objects and fire?
4:39 PM Nov 28th
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Must write thesis, must write thesis, ooh, there's new messages on Twitter!
4:22 PM Nov 28th
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New Kraptions: Static on 'Caption This': Cogito ergo bibo.
I think therefore I drink.
4:16 PM Nov 28th
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I am under the influence of sugar, caffeine, and lack of sleep...I should not be held responsible for my behavior and following tweets.
4:10 PM Nov 28th
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Honest officer, the dwarf was on fire when I got here.
3:49 PM Nov 28th
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New Kraptions: surveygirl46 on 'Caption This': EXACTLY!
9:45 PM Nov 27th
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A New Introduction: Static on 'Introduce Yourself': Hello, selfdeprecate.
1) Wait a secon..
2:01 PM Nov 27th
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- Name Static Krapsody
- Location currently RI, The Land of Arse
- Web http://www.krapso...
- Bio My interests include rustic style furniture, frying bacon in the nude, and backfired enemas
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