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19austin85

  1. @ThatUnluckyKid Accidentally swallowed some mouthwash. Cirrhosis of the liver.
  2. @ThatUnluckyKid Sang too loud in the shower. Lou Gehrig's Disease.
  3. @ThatUnluckyKid wrote a very touching fan letter to Richard Branson. First boy raped in outer space.
  4. @ThatUnluckyKid Got concert tickets from his parents for his birthday. Rascal Flatts.
  5. @ThatUnluckyKid Spent his entire allowance to buy drugs for his first night at the club. Birth Control.
  6. @ThatUnluckyKid Sat beside the hottest girl in class on a 2 hour field trip bus ride. Sharted within the first 10 minutes.
  7. @ThatUnluckyKid Finally got up the nerve to meet his online girlfriend in person. Instantly offered cookies by Chris Hansen.
  8. @ThatUnluckyKid Got totally wasted by himself on prom night. O'Douls.
  9. @ThatUnluckyKid settled down in front of the television for an episode of Full House. After-School Special.
  10. @ThatUnluckyKid Found the last golden ticket. Robbed at gunpoint by bed-ridden grandfather.
  11. @ThatUnluckyKid Finally chosen as team captain after 18 years. Double-Dutch.
  12. @ThatUnluckyKid Received his graduation gift that was supposed to pay his way through college. Facebook stock.
  13. @ThatUnluckyKid Tried to watch the finale of his favorite anime saga. Epileptic seizure.
  14. @ThatUnluckyKid Finally decided to try ProActiv. Got delivered by Justin Bieber.
  15. @ThatUnluckyKid worked all year on developing the perfect summer beach body. Got skin cancer.
  16. @ThatUnluckyKid Scheduled a romantic blind date with a mystery 90's television star. Carl Winslow.
  17. @ThatUnluckyKid Bought a brand new skateboard helmet. Fell flat on his dick.
  18. @ThatUnluckyKid web-stalked his first crush all the way to ancestry.com. First cousin.
  19. @ThatUnluckyKid Saved a shelter puppy from being put down. Got rabies.
  20. @ThatUnluckyKid Successfully built his first campfire. Lung cancer.