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- While in the buff staring at his disrobing friends he realized that the most emotionally significant moments had always happened while nude.3:09 PM Jun 10th from Tweetie
- Today is a day worth being in love with. Go ahead, days gone wont mind. They live in smoothed nostalgia, knowing adventures are for the now.11:16 AM Jun 7th from Tweetie
- Paradoxically, our willingness to die is likely among our greatest evolutionary advantages. Bravery never has nor will play a zero-sum game.3:36 PM Jun 5th from Tweetie
- Totally confident but lacking in ego, the ukulele is unabashedly proud to be exactly what it is and never more. It loves because it exists.9:55 PM May 16th from Tweetie
- Finals finals are no fun. Especially draining on everyone. So, buckle down to finish strong and own your work like king-kong. But don't die.10:05 PM May 3rd from Tweetie
- The economist wondered how far about the mean her life would deviate. She would strive to make her outliers more statistically significant.3:28 PM Mar 8th from web
- Mixing sugar, spice, nice, snaps, snails and puppy dog tails makes terrible soup. Little boys and girls are something entirely more magical.11:11 AM Dec 9th, 2008 from web
- "Succulent." Unsure of its meaning, she had never said it before. It must have waited dormant for just such a freakishly delicious occasion.10:23 AM Dec 4th, 2008 from web
- "Light a fire under your ass" is a common motivational phrase. A master of one-upmanship, he ate beans before starting any creative project.12:24 PM Dec 2nd, 2008 from web
- They said AI would revolutionize the world. All It got me was a cell phone with an ear fetish. And mind you, fetishes aren't under warranty.4:48 PM Nov 23rd, 2008 from web
- Our bombs leveled the small township killing indiscriminately. Their loss of a tomorrow was justified by the promise of a better one for us.2:56 PM Nov 19th, 2008 from web
- "I need more time!" capitalism shouted. "This experiment is over" the government exclaimed. "It's my turn" mumbled someone named corruption.11:40 AM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
- Punk became Un-ironically self-conscious after it succeeded in killing Art-rock. Often the death of your enemy will leave you feeling empty.8:06 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- He was going to do it. Today. Yep. No backing out now buddy boy. Here it is. All or nothing. Yep. Just dive in now. Everyone's waiting. Yep.8:57 PM Oct 28th, 2008 from web
- She is quite lovely. He is quite lovely. He is quite lonely. He is too lonely. He was too lonely. Speak your peace, words change everything.2:48 PM Oct 26th, 2008 from web
- "SKY FIGHTERS UNITE! Mega-Opticon is back and in sore need of butt kicking!" barked the intrepid leader of the A-level defenders of earth.7:10 AM Oct 25th, 2008 from web
- There is a devilish way about him. He irks me so and leaves me sad but I cannot resist thinking this time will be different. Those eyes too.6:48 PM Oct 24th, 2008 from web
- Thump went the bass. Ka-thump went his heart. If angels were into hip-hop and had street cred they still couldn't drop beats like she could.7:07 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from web
- The use of used, man-sized glow-in-the-dark dinosaur footies because heating was so expensive showed not a poverty of spirit, but of income.4:53 PM Oct 22nd, 2008 from web
- The mountain enters melee with a mouse. In this moment the mouse mumbles "this day is mine" with nerve enough to match the mountain's moxie.6:20 PM Oct 21st, 2008 from web
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- Name Joshua Rothhaas 140
- Location Northeast Ohio
- Web http://joshuar.tu...
- Bio Every update will tell one tale of exquisite mastery and limited characters. Each will be 140 characters long and completely self contained.
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