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13spencer

  1. You say tomato, I say I'm mentally unstable. 4 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Most people I know have never seen me eat. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Apparently when someone tells you they’re pregnant, “why” is not an acceptable response. about 3 hours ago via web
  4. "I've always been a hard worker." - someone with rich parents who has never actually had a job. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. People who drink decaf are making a joke, right? about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. "Fuck you, dude! We are not going to Subway again." - Jared's friend about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. If your mom served carob, the other kids hated you. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Well I'm not socially awkward, but I definitely hate myself... Will Twitter still accept me? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. FYI: If you laughingly refer to yourself as a "Gleek," other people laughingly refer to you as an "asshole." about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Not sure if I'm most unlikable at night or in the morning. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Not changing your clothes after going to the gym is unfortunately a thing at my office. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Being a fan of Adam Levine is like being pro-roofies. 5:16 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. The voices in my head keep telling me not to listen to the voices in my head and I am fucking confused. 2:48 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. In honor of World Goth Day, I’ll be listening to Joy Division and hating myself…so basically the same as every day. 12:05 PM May 22nd via web
  15. I guess I'm most uncomfortable around people with feelings. 11:32 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. If there was a bustle in my hedgerow, I'll be completely alarmed because I'd have no idea what the fuck was happening. 10:05 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  17. A girl in pink pajama pants darted in front of my car today. I hit the gas because she was wearing pajama pants in public. 9:19 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. I woke up on the wrong side of dead today. 7:47 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  19. Me: my eyeball is red and I'm worried it's rotting from the inside. Co-worker: Like your soul. 6:31 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  20. I was going to hope for a quick death this morning but I don't want to die wearing my gym clothes. 5:04 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name STR
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio No, I don't hate everything... But my Twitter feed does.
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