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12minds

Her: Can we do a conf call at 5:30? Me: ...Yes. [Also, I hate you.] 12 minutes ago via TweetDeck
There is literally no one in the world I don't hate right now. #WestWing #Toby4eva (But seriously, I hate the world right now.) 13 minutes ago via TweetDeck
@TiffPerry @KlutzyBallerina @sarafrita I personally really like women who enjoy being happy and like it when things go well. Soulmates! about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to TiffPerry
@TiffPerry I bet since she finds it necessary to point out that she loves to laugh, she probably also loves to have fun and eat good food. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to TiffPerry
@bradleyfields This is why we're friends. @cariannlyle about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to bradleyfields
. @bradleyfields @cariannlyle Also quotes the line "No time for love, Dr. Jones." Wine, snark, & Indy quotes are how to win my heart. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
. @bradleyfields All I need is for her is to say that she doesn't drink, loves talking about feelings, and hates Indiana Jones. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
Got a message from an okc lady whose dream concert is to see Jack Johnson & who also loves to laugh. Great reminder to turn off my profile. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
"Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?" about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
@jenniferalaine This is amazing...ly terrible and embarrassing and I'm totally RT-ing it. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to jenniferalaine
And then @jenniferalaine posted the pic that'll get me kicked out of the DC zoo forever. twitter.com/jenniferalaine… cc @KatieRose_ @caraphrased about 20 hours ago via web
@TiffPerry God, I hope not. At the rate I'm going, by that time I'll be on phone 30,842. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to TiffPerry
@ACFry Obvs. Seabreezes are my favorite and @bradleyfields only drinks cormos. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to ACFry
@tara_lane If it's good enough for Jack Donaghy, it's good enough for Schmalberto. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tara_lane
@nicopolitan I can't get enough of him. Huge huge fan. Same with the Korra/Aang universe (but different?). about 21 hours ago via web in reply to nicopolitan
@nicopolitan what a great show. about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to nicopolitan
@Caryn_Levy So it seems. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Caryn_Levy
@suki Well, I caught it before it fell, so I suppose that's something! about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to suki
I miss the #BiSC people, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't happy be home. #MtP instagr.am/p/K8mbByTIy9/ about 22 hours ago via Instagram
@ACFry I'm usually good at assigning blame on someone else, but I think I just need to pay attention...and buy a case. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ACFry

Name Alberto
Location DC
Web http://12minds.tu...
Bio Armed with 12 minds, five dreams, three crushes, a couple of rants, and a pretzel stand to hide behind.