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When I become president, I will replace the Resolute Desk with a taxidermically handsome specimen known as the Resolute Yak.about 19 hours agovia Twitter for iPhone
I will now iron my shirt with an unholy amount of spray starch. The fabric's gonna be so crisp you could accidentally slit a man's throat.about 21 hours agovia Twitter for Mac
Transatlanticism was the perfect companion record for my rainy drive home. Although I always feel bad for the tangled up bird.about 21 hours agovia Twitter for Mac
Doctors' Office Waiting Room Observance 2: Decorum prevents grown men from vocalizing rage when playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2 on iPhone.11:05 AM May 21stvia Twitter for iPhone
Doctors' Office Waiting Room Observance 1: Styrofoam cups for the water cooler seem too safe—give me the authentic, awkward cone shaped cup.10:50 AM May 21stvia Twitter for iPhone
Poe also had a literary rival—Edgar Allen Pie—who spun sordid tales of macabre pastries & unholy petits fours. He was a fat man.9:55 AM May 14thvia Twitter for iPhone
Aside from enduring literary admiration and analysis, Poe deeply desired "The Raven" to become the namesake of an American ball sport team.9:46 AM May 14thvia Twitter for iPhone
My preliminary inquiry seems to suggest that Poland Springs sparkling water contains 0% of any precious minerals on the Mohs Scale.6:16 PM May 9thvia Twitter for iPhone
I just realized my delicious vegetarian bowl from Chipolte is essentially a healthier variant of a KFC Famous Bowl. Not sure whether to weep6:02 PM May 9thvia Twitter for iPhone