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12AM_Umbrella

  1. When I become president, I will replace the Resolute Desk with a taxidermically handsome specimen known as the Resolute Yak.
  2. @bshaykin While @fchimero is a delightful man, my heart—at this moment—yearns for public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors…
  3. When will digital editions of books come paired with the hardcopies? Or vice versa.
  4. I will now iron my shirt with an unholy amount of spray starch. The fabric's gonna be so crisp you could accidentally slit a man's throat.
  5. Transatlanticism was the perfect companion record for my rainy drive home. Although I always feel bad for the tangled up bird.
  6. Wow! @gimmebar is super snappy tonight…instantaneous Dropbox sync…tremendous!
  7. HOTSPACHO. That is all.
  8. Doctors' Office Waiting Room Observance 2: Decorum prevents grown men from vocalizing rage when playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2 on iPhone.
  9. Doctors' Office Waiting Room Observance 1: Styrofoam cups for the water cooler seem too safe—give me the authentic, awkward cone shaped cup.
  10. I wonder if and when Facebook will rival the success of the DuMont Television Network.
  11. @fchimero After reading chapter one in The Shape of Design, I think we might be brothers in geometry. cargocollective.com/midnightumbrel…
  12. Poe also had a literary rival—Edgar Allen Pie—who spun sordid tales of macabre pastries & unholy petits fours. He was a fat man.
  13. Aside from enduring literary admiration and analysis, Poe deeply desired "The Raven" to become the namesake of an American ball sport team.
  14. My preliminary inquiry seems to suggest that Poland Springs sparkling water contains 0% of any precious minerals on the Mohs Scale.
  15. I'd make Dieter Rams a sandwich, out of respect.
  16. Four sticks down in my quest to lose 280 sticks of butter.
  17. I just realized my delicious vegetarian bowl from Chipolte is essentially a healthier variant of a KFC Famous Bowl. Not sure whether to weep
  18. Just remembering how much I enjoy the work of @matthewgamber While on his site, discovered the awesome Any Color You Like series. LOVE.
  19. @LouDPhillips It's called a Russell seed.
  20. Nutella is essentially delicious chocolate Vaseline. Agree? Disagree?