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  1. @CallMeAlva awww, you can be mayor of me. Can we go for a walk now?
  2. Can we play now? Can we play now? Ok, is it now? Can we play now? Outside! Can we play now?
  3. I think my mom likes her new vacuum cleaner more than she does me. I'm getting worried.
  4. I want my mom to playyyyyy, not sit in that chair in front of that thing.
  5. @SusiePlumb I ruv you! The cookies would have been a lot better if mom wouldn't have made me go to the vet afterward :(
  6. I should run a contest. Everyone else on Twitter does. Lets VOTE to see how many people think my mom should let me eat more cookies!!
  7. @CallMeAlva my mom said she has a dirty joke about hard. She won't tell me what it is :( My mom's keeping secrets!
  8. @JoeCascio um, mom said to tell you Kitty is a boy. It's a long story, but just think "a boy named Sue" ... sorta
  9. @JoeCascio Kitty is my BFForever. He likes my kisses, but he's lost, you know. It's been a yr. I still look in his cat house for him.
  10. Mom forgot theres a BIG window in the living room. Look at that man's knees shake!
  11. Mom locked me out of the office so I wouldn't scare the gardeners through the sliding glass door thing. Chickens.
  12. @newmediajim Is that good stuff? I bet my mom won't let me have any. She's still miffed about the 3 1/2 doz cookies I ate.
  13. @StacyJMT I like the way you think!
  14. oops. She knows. Don't be mad, mommy ... you love me best, remember???
  15. I snuck into the kitchen when my mom was on the phone. Wait til she finds out that cube of butter is missing. mmmmm
  16. Mom, remember, you love me best. We have a deal since I was born. I'm your favorite. Remember???
  17. I got on my mom's bed with muddy feet. Oops. Normally I'm the one w/ good feet. It's @LavaLuvLuv that's the muddy one.
  18. @StacyJMT I ate a cube of butter (wrapper and all) & part of a toy. Sometimes a dude's just gotta chew on stuff, ya know?
  19. @StacyJMT don't tell @LavaLuvLuv that mom loves me best. *dog winks* Is your pup feeling better? I'm getting medicine for my tummy ache.
  20. oh that @LavaLuvLuv may be pretty, but I'm handsome & mom loves me best! (and I won't believe ANY other answer! I'm her favorite, I am!)