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  1. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. -- Benjamin Disraeli
  2. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. -- Benjamin Disraeli
  3. Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. -- Benjamin Franklin
  4. I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean. -- G. K. Chesterton
  5. The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. -- Marty Feldman
  6. Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -- Mae West
  7. Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. -- Samuel Palmer
  8. A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other. -- Unknown
  9. Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. -- Jimi Hendrix
  10. Some folks are wise and some otherwise. -- Josh Billings
  11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. -- W.C. Fields
  12. Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. -- Steven Wright
  13. How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Martin
  14. Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. -- Zenna Schaffer
  15. Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. -- Benjamin Franklin
  16. You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans. -- Ronald Reagan
  17. Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -- George S. Patton
  18. The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. -- Oscar Wilde
  19. A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. -- Robert Frost
  20. The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night. -- Otto von Bismarck