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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. -- Benjamin Disraeli
2:56 PM Nov 28th
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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. -- Benjamin Disraeli
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Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. -- Benjamin Franklin
12:54 PM Nov 24th
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I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean. -- G. K. Chesterton
11:06 AM Nov 24th
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. -- Marty Feldman
10:27 AM Nov 24th
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. -- Mae West
9:50 AM Nov 24th
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Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. -- Samuel Palmer
9:16 AM Nov 24th
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A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other. -- Unknown
8:46 AM Nov 24th
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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. -- Jimi Hendrix
8:10 AM Nov 24th
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Some folks are wise and some otherwise. -- Josh Billings
7:40 AM Nov 24th
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If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. -- W.C. Fields
7:10 AM Nov 24th
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. -- Steven Wright
6:30 AM Nov 24th
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. -- Steve Martin
5:57 AM Nov 24th
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. -- Zenna Schaffer
5:23 AM Nov 24th
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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. -- Benjamin Franklin
4:53 AM Nov 24th
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You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans. -- Ronald Reagan
4:15 AM Nov 24th
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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -- George S. Patton
3:42 AM Nov 24th
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The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. -- Oscar Wilde
3:02 AM Nov 24th
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A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. -- Robert Frost
2:26 AM Nov 24th
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The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night. -- Otto von Bismarck
1:48 AM Nov 24th
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