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  1. Is that "Bad to the Bone" playing in that talking dog movie? Yep. They went there.
  2. WTF?! Mollie Sugden gets no Twit-RIP love? Sad.
  3. Celebrating the 10th anniversary of my previous tweet...
  4. No Twinkies in Zion?!! Shit! NEO, PICK THE BLUE PILL!!!
  5. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for $celebrity[$day].
  6. Frankly, I could use a little less Thurs and a lot more day.
  7. You know your kid's comedy gene has kicked in when he gets the importance of the "I don't know. Why DID the chicken cross the road?" line.
  8. @hotdogsladies Ditto on the Yo Gabba Gabba tunes. The The Ting Tings and the Aquabats and I are now like long lost friends.
  9. Long John Silver's New Fish Taco. Seriously? NO ONE in product development caught this before it got to marketing??
  10. @Moltz You'd better have a tasty fucking gyro ready for that lady. I'm just sayin'.
  11. Can I get an "FUCK YEAH!" for @mrsmoltz?!
  12. VIDEO: Franken celebrates Senate seat decision. http://bit.ly/Gg3zS
  13. Sending @toldorknown a very happy birthday greeting, the positive energy of which is being redirected to @mrsmoltz.
  14. If I ever thought huggin' a robot would mean anything to it, I'd be huggin' @Moltz right now.
  15. @Moltz All our best (and a round of high-fives) to Karen!!
  16. Confused Maxwell with Rockwell. Sorry, Rockwell.
  17. Received an email; subject starting with "FW: FW: FW:"... Dickrolled again.
  18. @eddieizzard "Need"? Sweet Jesus, how much you got riding on this?
  19. My bottled water made a "pffft" sound when I opened it. Talk about getting all worked up over nothing.
  20. RIP Don Rickles. (Just getting a jump on tomorrow.)