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  1. 233 - Wobbly tables - All sorts of trouble, even the beer mats and the reassuring shake after to confirm... tmblr.co/Zfh6PyL6x_9k 12:25 PM May 8th via Tumblr
  2. 232 - 143 character tweets - We all write them from time to time, sat there with “-3” showing in the bottom... tmblr.co/Zfh6PyJQzzEW 12:06 PM Apr 10th via Tumblr
  3. 231 - Using an @ symbol instead of an a - Yes the @ symbol used be a cool alternative to an a, and it may be... tmblr.co/Zfh6PyIhXZgI 2:26 AM Mar 28th via Tumblr
  4. 230 - That one bit of sun on the TV - Most of us like the sun, and most of us like watching the TV. But... tmblr.co/Zfh6PyHx9S3w 11:29 AM Mar 13th via Tumblr
  5. 229 - Sneezing with drink in hand - This can be messy and wet covering your socks in whatever you had in... tmblr.co/Zfh6PyGYqJh4 5:27 AM Feb 17th via Tumblr
  6. 228 - Getting egg shell in the egg - It’s not the end of the world, a little crunch in your scrambled egg,... tmblr.co/Zfh6PyFI3Yr5 7:28 AM Jan 24th via Tumblr
  7. 227 - That moment you realise you need more than a handbasket - You know how it is, you’re out on your... tmblr.co/Zfh6PyEW70O2 9:09 AM Jan 9th via Tumblr
  8. 226 - Adding a few tracks to an album release - A few artists have done this in recent memory (Cee-Lo, Leona... tmblr.co/Zfh6PyEC4rGs 1:24 AM Jan 3rd via Tumblr
  9. 225 - Phone keypad menus - “Press 3 for your account balance” and so on. They never have the department you... tmblr.co/Zfh6PyDHry3i 3:10 AM Dec 15th, 2011 via Tumblr
  10. 224 - Misusing the word literally - This was one that came to mind after seeing The Young Apprentice winner... tmblr.co/Zfh6PyDC82Lf 2:49 AM Dec 13th, 2011 via Tumblr
  11. 223 - Christmas in November - I’ve checked the calendar and Christmas is still on the 25th of December, stop... tmblr.co/Zfh6PyCOtiY- 8:25 AM Nov 25th, 2011 via Tumblr
  12. 222 - The measuring cup in washing powder - I’ll start by saying that I’m very thankful that the company who... tmblr.co/Zfh6PyBk_g0T 7:01 AM Nov 10th, 2011 via Tumblr
  13. 221 - Losing a bottle lid - Bottles are a great invention much superior to cans for the very reason that... tumblr.com/Zfh6PyBNYNZE 11:54 AM Nov 1st, 2011 via Tumblr
  14. 220 - Horoscopes - I am amazed that these things are still around and people are making money from them.... tumblr.com/Zfh6PyB5Z1PY 4:15 AM Oct 25th, 2011 via Tumblr
  15. 219 - Trying to turn to a nonexistent page - There you are reading through a book or your favourite... tumblr.com/Zfh6PyASyBPY 7:06 AM Oct 9th, 2011 via Tumblr
  16. 218 - When someone fills the box of chocolates with wrappers - You get handed the box of chocolate be they... tumblr.com/xsp4zlxlyn 2:28 PM Sep 30th, 2011 via Tumblr
  17. 217 - Not having a towel by the shower - Sometimes you just don’t think things through you just start... tumblr.com/xsp4xn4lb3 3:20 PM Sep 27th, 2011 via Tumblr
  18. 216 - The wait at the baggage carousel - We’ve all been there, well those that have travelled on airlines at... tumblr.com/xsp4pcll5t 7:46 AM Sep 15th, 2011 via Tumblr
  19. 215 - Talking in text speak - I was out a few nights ago and we walked past somebody in a strange period... tumblr.com/xsp4ek7lwi 7:52 AM Aug 30th, 2011 via Tumblr
  20. 214 - Separating frozen food - You know how it is you’re a bit lazy so you just chuck that pack of sausages... tumblr.com/xsp4bn8s2y 3:49 AM Aug 26th, 2011 via Tumblr