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My rhymes are bottomless. I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?5:28 PM May 11thfrom web
OH: Don't worry, everyone gets peed on sometime.2:16 PM May 4thfrom web
The idiot who tried to break into my car with a brick kept *missing* the window and did grisly body panel damage. He got caught, tho!4:33 AM Apr 23rdfrom web