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  1. @JessiCATmarie That's kaleidoscopic. It's like a +3 Bag of Cheeto Munching.
  2. @furley do not feed roomba after dark
  3. Digging the new Droid.
  4. Only place to get a bathing suit in October is a costume shop.
  5. RT @mdgapp: We have take off!!! Apple has approved our app! Get it here: http://bit.ly/mdgapp
  6. bang! bang! @mdgapp
  7. The motto of the Sock Scouts? Be prepaired.
  8. Lost my jailbreak going to 3.1beta. @petermark says I have been remanded back into custody.
  9. Hooray - redsn0w is out for 3GS! I have my Cydia back.
  10. Kids get old iPhones => The Evening of Endless Fart Apps
  11. As so many people tell me (accidentally) iPhone OS 3.0 will be available @1 (EDT)
  12. Wolfram folks have a sense of humo(u)r: http://bit.ly/LS9IN
  13. @JessiCATmarie [boot]
  14. CA: Your court sucks. The people can't remove equal protection with a vote. I blame misguided religion.
  15. @guan Thx. @1 is now following @0.
  16. @windog
  17. Benford's Law tells me I am popular. http://bit.ly/FbUTf So why don't I have 30% of all followers?
  18. My rhymes are bottomless. I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
  19. OH: Don't worry, everyone gets peed on sometime.
  20. The idiot who tried to break into my car with a brick kept *missing* the window and did grisly body panel damage. He got caught, tho!