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  1. 35% of NJ conservatives think President Obama is or may be the Antichrist. 11:11 PM Sep 16th from web
  2. America is becoming an oligarhy. 12:39 PM Sep 2nd from web
  3. GOAL: Punch Joe Lieberman in the vagina. 8:39 PM Aug 23rd from web
  4. "We are Miracle Whip and we will not tone it down!" 2:53 PM Aug 11th from web
  5. FROM THE BETTER-LATE DEPT: Steve Irwin was a huge idiot who teased animals for a living. He got what he deserved. 1:14 PM Jul 31st from web
  6. "Keep the cars coming." -Sgt. James Crowley 4:23 PM Jul 27th from web
  7. I sure hope this July thing works out. 8:47 AM Jul 13th from web
  8. FUN FACT: A majority of Americans prefer Ashley to Mary-Kate. 9:58 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  9. NOT-SO-BREAKING NEWS: Gov. Palin (R-AK) announces pending resignation amid honking geese noises. 3:54 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
  10. Ruh-roh! Breaking : Sarah Palin wont run for Re-election #Palin #GOP #tcot via @cnn (via @zaibatsu) 12:08 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
  11. Change your profile location to Tehran, Iran (GMT+3:30). It confuses the Iranian government azzzholes who are trying to stop the protests. 10:25 PM Jun 16th from web
  12. The #1 male baby name in Texas: Jose. 8:28 AM Jun 14th from Tweetie
  13. Read aloud and quickly: "Strange strategic statistics, strange strategic statistics, strange strategic statistics." 12:21 PM Jun 4th from web
  14. Poor Air France. 2:55 PM Jun 1st from web
  15. Religion accused of fraud by French government. http://tinyurl.com/md5dwv 9:23 AM May 29th from web
  16. One sure sign of a bigot: She is deeply and personally offended by any suggestion that she is one. 6:47 PM May 23rd from web
  17. If you have to do something 6x/day, is it torture? Or effective? 4:28 PM May 13th from Twitterrific
  18. Is anyone really listening? 2:41 PM Apr 30th from web
  19. Swine flu? No, thank yu! 1:27 PM Apr 25th from web
  20. RT @tan1337 Top 10 Bizarre Modern Paranormal Phenomena! http://is.gd/uumM 6:28 AM Apr 25th from web