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  1. I was way too generous predicting the possibility of a sixth game going into this round. I still knew LAL wouldn't advance, tho. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. I just found out there's some mango rum up in here and that it's mine. Thanks, whoever brought it! 6:40 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  3. There is no form of excess with which this country is not intimately involved. 4:52 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  4. Let's see how many things we can deep fry. 4:51 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  5. While we're at it let's add bacon to everything. 4:50 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  6. The same America that classifies pizza as a vegetable. 4:48 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  7. MFs out here rushing to the polls to vote for the right to feed their kids garbage and add more elastic to everything they wear. 4:46 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  8. Pajama Jeans. Has America no shame, no dignity? 4:42 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  9. Shoutout to ADT for having the market cornered for preying on white suburban paranoia. Cha-ching! 3:59 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
  10. @FashionCitizen @dcStyleGuy_1911 twitter.com/070180/status/… 3:12 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android in reply to FashionCitizen
  11. Depends. That's more or less a look idea for now, but it's in the ballpark. @dcStyleGuy_1911 12:21 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android in reply to dcStyleGuy_1911
  12. Wedding in Vegas. Bride's instructions: "Vegas formal." I'm leaning in this direction: shop.nordstrom.com/s/john-varvato… @dcStyleGuy_1911 @fashioncitizen 11:23 AM May 20th via web in reply to dcStyleGuy_1911
  13. Lazy Sunday. SWV-athon. "Boy, I'll do you all night long..." 10:53 AM May 20th via HootSuite
  14. Parsley mainly for color. @BrandenAlarm 10:49 AM May 20th via web in reply to BrandenAlarm
  15. Herbs can really wake up some scrambled eggs, can't they? 10:39 AM May 20th via HootSuite
  16. Bellinis > mimosas 9:41 AM May 20th via HootSuite
  17. You mean to tell me this entire time I could have been making Bellinis up in here? 9:38 AM May 20th via HootSuite
  18. Although, I may have to discuss this with my brethren @dcstyleguy_1911 and @fashioncitizen before I make any rash decisions. 12:03 AM May 20th via HootSuite
  19. Forgot to insert the obligatory #yolo in that last tweet. What's more yolo-ish than Vegas, tho? 12:01 AM May 20th via HootSuite
  20. This is one of many ideas I have for Vegas: ow.ly/b1y24 11:58 PM May 19th via HootSuite