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  1. You know you want to adopt this dog!! http://flic.kr/p/6Dq154
  2. @best_day_ever I love that I know you totally went in and created that shit. Haha.
  3. Uh. A mute guy either told me he liked my glasses or he wanted to poke my eyes out. Either way, kinda awkward.
  4. The dude at Bruegger's slipped me an extra pickle. Not sure if I should be happy or creeped out! #thatswhatshesaid
  5. Guys. There really cannot be a smell that's worse than cat piss. How does that get so rancid coming from something so cute?!
  6. If someone is rude at Target, I think it should be 100% okay to push my cart into them.
  7. @best_day_ever shooting them in the face would probably work, too.
  8. Completely distracted by The 3 Day today and kinda finding it impossible to work. The parade 2 blocks away is not helping.
  9. @best_day_ever seriously. I guess we're all responsible and shit.
  10. I'm at TGI Friday's - St Louis Park w/ @best_day_ever. http://bit.ly/PCFbc
  11. Ha. Our server just died. I wouldn't mind but now our internet is broken!
  12. Left my Ritalin at home today, which means I've refreshed Twitter and Facebook approximately 6 times in the past half hour.
  13. On the LRT where the transit cop only asked to see the tickets of the Somalian people on the train. Nice work there, chief.
  14. I know I love Twitter and America when "farts" is listed as a trending topic, just above Adam Lambert and the Iran Election.
  15. Uh we just watched the Milwaukee police taser some dude and now there are at least 8 cops sitting on the guy.
  16. Listenin to Jet while I pee and then headed to see Huey Lewis with @rickmcmillin while @amelia23 watches Flogging Molly. I <3 Summerfest.
  17. We just hopped into a cab that's blasting rap music and now they're trying to sell us some type of advertising agreement. They were chea ...
  18. Sleeping til noon and visiting the Milwaukee Zoo with @rickmcmillin have been accomplished. Next up: Safe House and Summerfest.
  19. Our latest pet http://flic.kr/p/6BVpZU
  20. I want this sign on my house. http://flic.kr/p/6BDUjN