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HAPPY BASTILLE DAY! Send cards to French and/or French-sounding people! http://bit.ly/Ve6EN Like this guy! @Grizz2Uabout 5 hours ago from bit.ly
Meet a man who didn't enjoy our tweet about homoerotic Tour de France overtones! http://bit.ly/jb57Tabout 17 hours ago from bit.ly
I'm not sure Bruno is any gayer than a group of guys in tight shorts biking together across France.about 18 hours ago from web
I feel empty, fearful, and listless without a celebrity death to fixate on.about 22 hours ago from web
Be the first to wait 3 months for the someecards books! http://bit.ly/2i9TWy The first one is already ranked #261,249!8:43 AM Jul 13th from bit.ly
I'm convinced Lance Armstrong can overcome anything except America's complete apathy towards the sport of cycling. http://bit.ly/CvgCn7:56 AM Jul 12th from web
I hope sleeping with you isn't ruined by pitying you for sleeping with me. http://bit.ly/15ssze6:05 AM Jul 10th from web
May you never be able to afford security guards to stave off an intervention.4:06 PM Jul 9th from web
Don't forget to honor France's leader's penis this Tuesday on Bastille Day: http://bit.ly/16LiMU7:32 AM Jul 9th from web
NEWS: Dr. Arnold Klein didn't give MJ drugs, may have given MJ sperm, and was totally uninvolved in launching Google Chrome OS.2:55 PM Jul 8th from web
It's a terrifying sign for America that, compared to other recent politicians, Sarah Palin's exit from office was relatively unembarrassing.11:54 AM Jul 8th from web
"Vegas" is a Trending Topic - a clear sign to send out our somewhat plausible excuses for going there: http://bit.ly/k5m2Q7:59 AM Jul 8th from bit.ly
I'm trusting you to tell me when it's no longer acceptable to blast "Thriller" from my car stereo. http://bit.ly/PfUOA7:48 AM Jul 8th from web
Michael Jackson's family behaves better at funerals than mine does. http://bit.ly/h0kZF (user card from "AME")5:13 PM Jul 7th from web
Hope you enjoyed our live tweeting! Don't forget to join this protest against someecards: http://bit.ly/3WROfo and to visit someecards.com!1:45 PM Jul 7th from bit.ly
[mj memorial] It's always tragic when a pet chimp outlives its owner.12:00 PM Jul 7th from web
[mj memorial] Just got back from masturbating to Brooke Shields. What did I miss?11:51 AM Jul 7th from web
[mj memorial] Holy shit. That guy's even whiter than Michael Jackson.11:38 AM Jul 7th from web
[mj memorial] Did Al Sharpton go on a crash diet to fit into his funeral suit?11:27 AM Jul 7th from web
[mj memorial] Wow. Watching Stevie Wonder has made me feel really sad for whoever has to follow Stevie Wonder.11:15 AM Jul 7th from web

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