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(Cold caller) “We are collecting for (x) charity…” — (Me) “Not today thanks.” — (Cold caller) “Thanks for nothing!”… (sound of hang-up)about 2 hours agofrom web
My next tweet will be in approximately 9 hours.about 15 hours agofrom web
@adactio @AlunR: I link to GC for main jQuery files. This was a customized script I mistakenly put in the 'notinthereyoumuppet’ folder :(about 15 hours agofrom web
Ah… that last half-hour debugging might not have been needed had I copied the jQuery files into the correct fucking folder. #completepillockabout 16 hours agofrom web
Cannot find a good tutorial online about CSS3 border-image. So I might have to write a bad one.about 21 hours agofrom web
After an eclectic day of listening, I am now breaking out Rush.about 21 hours agofrom web
It's OK Lisa Stansfied. I’m “Never, Never Gonna Give You Up” despite what this lot on Twitter might say.about 23 hours agofrom web
At the Bing users meeting, 19 of the 20 chocolate biscuits were left in the packet. One user ate one, the other had just had lunch.1:22 PM Jul 14thfrom Tweetie
And no employer ever offered me a pay rise voluntarily. One offered me a 100% increase when I told him I was leaving to work somewhere else.7:50 AM Jul 14thfrom Tweetie
