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Hey, @adamcurry, don't you think Michael Jackson was killed by Islamic fundamentalists to distract us from Iranian election fallout?14 minutes agofrom web
Salmon sushi with brown rice. Limeade. A glazed cinnamon bun. It doesn't get much more bachelor.32 minutes agofrom web
Visiting my Psychiatrist is like an awful date. He just sits there staring at me. I have to introduce topics to break the awkward silence.about 1 hour agofrom web
It's a good thing the guys from Forbes who named Kits beach as one of the world's sexiest weren't there today. Yikes.about 2 hours agofrom web
Santa. Please bring me a 4' x 3' dry erase board that automatically inputs the data to a text doc on my computer.about 10 hours agofrom txt
"British Scientists produce human sperm". Whatever. I've been doing that for years.8:16 PM Jul 8thfrom web
Yeah, yeah, Google OS, this and that coming out of Beta. Unless I get right sided labels in Gmail back then your dead to me.7:05 PM Jul 8thfrom Tweetie
Two giants are put to rest on the same day; Michael Jackson and Microsoft.11:27 AM Jul 8thfrom web
Are Twitter Tending Topics geographically centered? They must be. The whole world can't be posting about KFC.3:25 PM Jul 7thfrom web
That was a remarkable memorial for Michael Jackson. I laughed. I cried. I cried some more. I laughed again. Cried. Then really cried.1:16 PM Jul 7thfrom Tweetie
