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You know I wonder what squirrel poo looks like. Has anyone ever seen a squirrel take a poo? These are the things I ponder.
| Funny Conversation: What's That? It's A Baby! No! |
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| The final hour of a work day is like reaching for a peanut that's just out of reach. |
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| You know for a second I really thought I was watching the Summer Micheal Phelps... then I realized it was the Olympics. Silly Me |
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| Someday I'll be sane and everything I do will make sense to me. |
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| Great Quote: http://tinyurl.com/5fmlsr |
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| Out office fish died. I'm not sure if I should feel sad... or wonder if he'll become lunch. |
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| Funny Sight: Black guy with short straight hair followed directly behind by white guy with long dreads. |
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| Someday I'll be a colorful hat, and bring joy and purpose to all whose heads I sit upon. And protection from birds which is most important. |
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| I feel my worth and coolness has dropped due to not getting a iPhone today. Calgon take me away... |
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| I think a fax machine is drunk dialing me... |
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| Someday I'll be the walrus... goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. |
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| overheard: "You took me home against my will" |
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| overheard: "You know we're f*in carbon copies." |
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| Ooooh if only mornings didn't have to start so early. |
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| I heard "Somewhere Out There" and realized that the mouse immigrants really do have it rough. |
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| @PuppyL0ve I would love to "follow you" as long as it's not in that creepy "Hey kid I got candy" kind of way. |
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| Oh twitter how I've long to return to your glorious ways. If only we were in Canada we could marry. |
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| Losing 20 lbs in a short amount of time is kind of weird. I didn't know my legs weren't meant to touch when standing. |
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| It just so happens that I was only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. |
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